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Generic Claims: visible results, transform your skin, unlock your natural beauty, trusted by millions…
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HOMEPAGE Frownies | The OG Wrinkle Solution (https://frownies.com)
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Frownies | The OG Wrinkle Solution

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The internet’s favorite wrinkle patch! Experience Frownies' non-invasive alternative to injectables with our full range of gentle skincare. Find out for yourself why Frownies Facial Patches continue to go viral – They’ve worked for over 130 years!

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H2 Everything You Need To Start
H2 Frownies Before & After
H2 The OG Facial Patch
H2 Customer Reviews
H2 Gentle Skincare
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H2 Become part of Frownies Family
H2 INFORMATION YOU MAY WANT:
H2 QUICK LINKS
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H3 The Maintenance Bundle
H3 The Maintenance Bundle
H3 The Longevity Bundle
H3 The Longevity Bundle
H3 Frownies Starter Kit
H3 Frownies Starter Kit
H3 The Ritual Bundle
H3 The Ritual Bundle
H3 The Reset Bundle
H3 The Reset Bundle
H3 “Amazing Product! Really Works!"
H3 “ Worth The Money!”
H3 “Love Them”
H3 “Saw Results Overnight!”
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H3 Plant based skincare
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H3 Frownies Holiday Gift Guide 2025: Skin-Smoothin…
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H3 Frownies Welcomes Fifth-Generation CEO Helen Mo…
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H3 Are Frownies Safe for Sensitive Skin? Here’s Wh…
H3 The Ultimate Guide to Soft, Hydrated Lips: Why …
H3 The Ultimate Guide to Soft, Hydrated Lips: Why …
NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED_BODY_FOOTER Facial Patches | Wrinkle Patches | Forehead Wrinkles (https://frownies.com/collections/facial-patches/)
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Facial Patches | Wrinkle Patches | Forehead Wrinkles

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Are you looking to target forehead wrinkles, under-eye bags and fine lines on the face. Frownies wrinkle patch reviewers say the variety of wrinkle patches stand out as the most effective at home wrinkle solution to smooth your skin's appearance. Customers love their results!

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H3 Full Face Renewal Plus
H3 Full Face Renewal Plus
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H3 Full Face Renewal
H3 Frownies Starter Kit
H3 Frownies Starter Kit
H3 Forehead & Between Eyes Facial Patches
H3 Forehead & Between Eyes Facial Patches
H3 Corners of Eyes & Mouth Facial Patches
H3 Corners of Eyes & Mouth Facial Patches
H3 Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe
H3 Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe
H3 Gentle Lifts for Lip Lines
H3 Gentle Lifts for Lip Lines
H3 Forehead Serum Patch
H3 Forehead Serum Patch
H3 CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask
H3 CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask
H3 Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum
H3 Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum
H3 Facial Patches with Rosewater Hydrator Spray
H3 Facial Patches with Rosewater Hydrator Spray
H3 Bright Eyes
H3 Bright Eyes
H3 Frownies Quick Essentials
H3 Frownies Quick Essentials
H3 Frownies Complete Skincare Set with Calming Toner
H3 Frownies Complete Skincare Set with Calming Toner
H3 Frownies Complete Skincare Set with Rose Water Hydrating Spray
H3 Frownies Complete Skincare Set with Rose Water Hydrating Spray
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NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED_BODY_FOOTER Great Skin Barrier | Natural Serums, Creams, & Sprays (https://frownies.com/collections/skin-care-products/)
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Great Skin Barrier | Natural Serums, Creams, & Sprays

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Your skin barrier is essential for your overall health and needs to be protected to help your skin function properly. All Frownies Skincare products were created with this in mind. Oat oil is high in ceramides that hold it all together and is a key organic ingredient in all Frownies skincare.

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H3 Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe
H3 Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe
H3 Bright Eyes
H3 Bright Eyes
H3 Pimple Patches with Salicylic Acid
H3 Pimple Patches with Salicylic Acid
H3 Full Face Collagen Mask
H3 Full Face Collagen Mask
H3 Lip Mask with Moisturizing Castor Oil & Squalane
H3 Lip Mask with Moisturizing Castor Oil & Squalane
H3 Rose Water Hydrator Spray
H3 Rose Water Hydrator Spray
H3 Calming Toner
H3 Calming Toner
H3 pH Balancing-Face Wash (4 oz)
H3 pH Balancing-Face Wash (4 oz)
H3 Natural Firming and Toning Cream
H3 Natural Firming and Toning Cream
H3 Vitamin C & E Skin Serum (2 oz)
H3 Vitamin C & E Skin Serum (2 oz)
H3 Apple Serum-Malus Domestica-Apple Stem Cell Extract
H3 Apple Serum-Malus Domestica-Apple Stem Cell Extract
H3 Aloe & Oat Gel Moisturizer Face & Neck (2 oz)
H3 Aloe & Oat Gel Moisturizer Face & Neck (2 oz)
H3 Vitamin E Eye Cream
H3 Vitamin E Eye Cream
H3 Body Lotion with Essential Oils
H3 Body Lotion with Essential Oils
H3 Blue Green Algae Clay Masks
H3 Blue Green Algae Clay Masks
H3 Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum
H3 Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum
H3 Body Brush
H3 Body Brush
H3 CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask
H3 CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask
H3 Lash and Brow
H3 Lash and Brow
H3 Gua Sha Bundle with Rose Water Hydrating Spray
H3 Gua Sha Bundle with Rose Water Hydrating Spray
H3 Claim your welcome gift
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H3 Forehead & Between Eyes Facial Patches
H3 Forehead & Between Eyes Facial Patches
H3 Corners of Eyes & Mouth Facial Patches
H3 Corners of Eyes & Mouth Facial Patches
H3 Gentle Lifts for Lip Lines
H3 Gentle Lifts for Lip Lines
H3 Frownies Starter Kit
H3 Frownies Starter Kit
H3 Forehead Serum Patch
H3 Forehead Serum Patch
H3 Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe
H3 Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe
H3 CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask
H3 CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask
H3 Rose Water Hydrator Spray
H3 Rose Water Hydrator Spray
H3 Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum
H3 Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum
H3 Bright Eyes
H3 Bright Eyes
H3 Facial Patches with Rosewater Hydrator Spray
H3 Facial Patches with Rosewater Hydrator Spray
H3 Calming Toner
H3 Calming Toner
H3 Full Face Renewal Plus
H3 Full Face Renewal Plus
H3 Lash and Brow
H3 Lash and Brow
H3 Vitamin C & E Skin Serum (2 oz)
H3 Vitamin C & E Skin Serum (2 oz)
H3 Aloe & Oat Gel Moisturizer Face & Neck (2 oz)
H3 Aloe & Oat Gel Moisturizer Face & Neck (2 oz)
H3 Pimple Patches with Salicylic Acid
H3 Pimple Patches with Salicylic Acid
H3 Apple Serum-Malus Domestica-Apple Stem Cell Extract
H3 Apple Serum-Malus Domestica-Apple Stem Cell Extract
H3 Natural Firming and Toning Cream
H3 Natural Firming and Toning Cream
H3 Wrinkies™ Straw Tip
H3 Wrinkies™ Straw Tip
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Frownies Before & After
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[H2] The OG Facial Patch
Frownies Patches are the only patches for the face that have a water-activated adhesive that hardens to hold the skin relaxed and flat.Frownies Original Facial Patches have been Hollywood’s not-so-secret solution to smoothing facial expression lines for over a century; long before injectables as a wrinkle treatment were even an option! Your consistent use of skin care and Frownies Facial Patches will enhance the results that have led to our company’s 130 years of customer satisfaction!

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The Maintenance Bundle

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The Maintenance Bundle

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The Longevity Bundle

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The Longevity Bundle

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Frownies Starter Kit

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Frownies Starter Kit

637 reviews

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The Ritual Bundle

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The Ritual Bundle

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The Reset Bundle

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The Reset Bundle

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Customer Reviews

[H3] “Amazing Product! Really Works!"
"I have been using Frownies wrinkle patches consistently for a month and have noticed a huge difference in my forehead wrinkles and frown line. The wrinkles are no longer deep set and more fine lines now. You need these!" — RHForehead and Between the Eyes

[H3] “ Worth The Money!”
"I have been using Frownies for my smile lines for about a month and the results are incredible. I will definitely keep purchasing and using these every night and I would recommend them to everyone!" AnaCorners of Eyes and Mouth

[H3] “Love Them”
"I love these undereye gels! After I use them my undereye area looks brighter and fine line and puffiness are significantly less. I keep mine in the fridge so they are nice and cold. Love that I can get so many uses out of them too." SusanEye Gels

[H3] “Saw Results Overnight!”
"These are great! I bought the little ones for the lips but use them between my eyebrows and on my crows feet! I'm definitely going to continue to get these! They're reusable too for a few days which helps make them more cost effective."—Cynthia YbarraGentle Lifts

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[H3] Plant based skincare

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Gentle Skincare
At Frownies, we are dedicated to providing a holistic approach to skincare, prioritizing simple, balanced ingredients. Our products are designed to be gentle yet effective, helping nourish your skin and achieve a healthy glow.
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Female Founded Brand Story
In 1889, Frownies were invented by a mother daughter team and this small business was born.Today the 5th generation of Frownies women are bringing Frownies into the modern era. We invite you to become a part of the Frownies family! Smooth glowing skin starts here!
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Frownies Holiday Gift Guide 2025: Skin-Smoothin...

October 15, 2025Dr. Megan Wright, PT, DPTOur 2025 holiday gift guide rounds up clean, skin-smoothing skincare gifts for your real-life lineup: the work wife, the new-mom night owl, the TikTok test pilot, the aunt with all...

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Frownies Holiday Gift Guide 2025: Skin-Smoothin...

October 15, 2025Dr. Megan Wright, PT, DPTOur 2025 holiday gift guide rounds up clean, skin-smoothing skincare gifts for your real-life lineup: the work wife, the new-mom night owl, the TikTok test pilot, the aunt with all...

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Frownies Welcomes Fifth-Generation CEO Helen Mo...

September 29, 2025Dr. Megan Wright, PT, DPT Some moments in life feel like they're written in the stars. This is one of them. After more than 25 years of guiding Frownies with fierce dedication, our President, Kathy...

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Frownies Welcomes Fifth-Generation CEO Helen Mo...

September 29, 2025Dr. Megan Wright, PT, DPT Some moments in life feel like they're written in the stars. This is one of them. After more than 25 years of guiding Frownies with fierce dedication, our President, Kathy...

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Are Frownies Safe for Sensitive Skin? Here’s Wh...

April 25, 2025Dr. Megan Wright, PT, DPTIf you have sensitive skin, you know the struggle. One wrong product can lead to redness, itchiness, breakouts—or worse. You probably read every ingredient label, avoid harsh chemicals, and think...

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Are Frownies Safe for Sensitive Skin? Here’s Wh...

April 25, 2025Dr. Megan Wright, PT, DPTIf you have sensitive skin, you know the struggle. One wrong product can lead to redness, itchiness, breakouts—or worse. You probably read every ingredient label, avoid harsh chemicals, and think...

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The Ultimate Guide to Soft, Hydrated Lips: Why ...

February 11, 2025Dr. Megan Wright, PT, DPTWhy Lip Care is Essential: Understanding the Skin on Your Lips When it comes to skincare, we often focus on our face, neglecting one of the most delicate areas: our...

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The Ultimate Guide to Soft, Hydrated Lips: Why ...

February 11, 2025Dr. Megan Wright, PT, DPTWhy Lip Care is Essential: Understanding the Skin on Your Lips When it comes to skincare, we often focus on our face, neglecting one of the most delicate areas: our...

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SUB-PAGE (https://frownies.com/collections/facial-patches/) Facial Patches | Wrinkle Patches | Forehead Wrinkles
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Collection: Frownies Facial Patches

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Full Face Renewal Plus

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Full Face Renewal Plus

1 review

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Full Face Renewal

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Full Face Renewal

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Frownies Starter Kit

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Frownies Starter Kit

637 reviews

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Forehead & Between Eyes Facial Patches

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Forehead & Between Eyes Facial Patches

4746 reviews

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Corners of Eyes & Mouth Facial Patches

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Corners of Eyes & Mouth Facial Patches

1206 reviews

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Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe

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Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe

538 reviews

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Gentle Lifts for Lip Lines

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Gentle Lifts for Lip Lines

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Forehead Serum Patch

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Forehead Serum Patch

309 reviews

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CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask

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CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask

151 reviews

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Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum

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Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum

132 reviews

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Facial Patches with Rosewater Hydrator Spray

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Facial Patches with Rosewater Hydrator Spray

150 reviews

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Bright Eyes

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Bright Eyes

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Frownies Quick Essentials

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Frownies Quick Essentials

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Frownies Complete Skincare Set with Calming Toner

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Frownies Complete Skincare Set with Calming Toner

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Frownies Complete Skincare Set with Rose Water Hydrating Spray

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Frownies Complete Skincare Set with Rose Water Hydrating Spray

26 reviews

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Join the Golden Tier of The Beauty Standard for just $45/year and unlock GOLDEN-level perks—starting with this order. Your exclusive benefits last all year, and yes… you’ll get a free box of Frownies just for signing up.

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SUB-PAGE (https://frownies.com/collections/skin-care-products/) Great Skin Barrier | Natural Serums, Creams, & Sprays
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Collection: Skincare

[IMG: Frownies under eye gels shown outside the pink packaging next to it on a clean white background. Comes with 3 pairs!]

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Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe

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Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe

538 reviews

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Bright Eyes

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Bright Eyes

9 reviews

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Pimple Patches with Salicylic Acid

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Pimple Patches with Salicylic Acid

17 reviews

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[IMG: Frownies Full Face Collagen Mask packaging on a white background]

[IMG: Woman applying a full face collagen mask with text highlighting beauty benefits on a blurred bathroom background]

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Full Face Collagen Mask

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Full Face Collagen Mask

9 reviews

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$29.95

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[IMG: Frownies lip mask]

[IMG: Beauty Benefits graphic for Frownies lip mask - Soften, Soothe, Hydrate]

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Lip Mask with Moisturizing Castor Oil & Squalane

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Lip Mask with Moisturizing Castor Oil & Squalane

29 reviews

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$12.95

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[IMG: Frownies rose water hydrator spray shown on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for Frownies rose water hydrator spray. Glow. Soothe. Renew.]

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Rose Water Hydrator Spray

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Rose Water Hydrator Spray

649 reviews

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$16.95

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[IMG: Frownies calming toner pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for Frownies calming toner - refresh, Balance, Soothe]

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Calming Toner

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Calming Toner

17 reviews

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$16.95

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[IMG: Frownies pH-balancing face wash pictured on a clean white background. Organic and natural, non GO, vegan]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for Frownies face wash - Cleanse, Purify, Refresh]

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pH Balancing-Face Wash (4 oz)

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pH Balancing-Face Wash (4 oz)

173 reviews

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$17.95

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[IMG: Frownies cellulite cream aroma therapy for firming and toning the skin. Non GMO, organic and natural 118mL or 4 oz]

[IMG: Beauty Benefits for Frownies cellulite cream - Revitalize. Firm. Illuminate.]

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Natural Firming and Toning Cream

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Natural Firming and Toning Cream

53 reviews

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$14.95

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[IMG: Frownies skin serum bottle shown pictured on a clean white background. Organic and natural, non GMO, vegn]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for Frownies Skin Serum - Nourish, Restore, Brighten]

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Vitamin C & E Skin Serum (2 oz)

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Vitamin C & E Skin Serum (2 oz)

148 reviews

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$29.95

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[IMG: Frownies apple serum pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits graphic for apple serum from Frownies]

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Apple Serum-Malus Domestica-Apple Stem Cell Extract

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Apple Serum-Malus Domestica-Apple Stem Cell Extract

165 reviews

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$42.95

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[IMG: Frownie Face & Neck Moisturizer bottle on a white background]

[IMG: Woman applying Frownies moisturizer with beauty benefits text and product features listed.]

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Aloe & Oat Gel Moisturizer Face & Neck (2 oz)

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Aloe & Oat Gel Moisturizer Face & Neck (2 oz)

136 reviews

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$32.95

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[IMG: Frownies eye cream 30ML lilac bottle pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits graphic for vitamin E eye cream from Frownies]

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Vitamin E Eye Cream

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Vitamin E Eye Cream

62 reviews

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$21.95

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[IMG: Frownies daily body lotion aroma therapy moisturizer non GMO, organic and natural. Pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty Benefits for daily body lotion - Moisturize, Restore, Glow]

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Body Lotion with Essential Oils

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Body Lotion with Essential Oils

26 reviews

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$14.95

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[IMG: Frownies blue green algae clay mask shown pictured on a clean white background. The cup and brush used for this product are also shown pictured]

[IMG: Beauty benefits graphic for Frownies blue green algae clay mask - Purify, detoxify, glow]

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Blue Green Algae Clay Masks

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Blue Green Algae Clay Masks

69 reviews

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[IMG: Frownies apple serum neck mask package pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for apple serum neck mask - Lift, Firm, Hydrate]

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Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum

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Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum

132 reviews

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$15.00

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[IMG: round renewable bamboo Body Brush with natural boar]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for frownies body brush - Exfoliate. Invigorate. Renew.]

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Body Brush

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Body Brush

10 reviews

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$9.95

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[IMG: 10 Frownies chin-up polypeptide mask stacked on a clean white background. retail value price sticker showing $75.00 value.]

[IMG: Frownies chin-up polypeptide mask on a clean white background]

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CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask

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CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask

151 reviews

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[IMG: Frownies eyebrow serum pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for Frownies lash and brown serum - Lengthen, strengthen, Nourish]

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Lash and Brow

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Lash and Brow

20 reviews

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[IMG: Frownies gua sha rose quartz stone next to Frownies Rose water hydrator spray and skin serum. This is the Gua Sha Bundle. Image shows the retail value of $52.85 showcasing the discount value of purchasing as a bundle.]

[IMG: Frownies gua sha rose quartz stone in its box next to Frownies Rose water hydrator spray and skin serum]

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Gua Sha Bundle with Rose Water Hydrating Spray

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Gua Sha Bundle with Rose Water Hydrating Spray

4 reviews

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$52.85

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[IMG: Logo in yellow for the Golden Beauty Standard]

Golden Membership

$45.00

Join the Golden Tier of The Beauty Standard for just $45/year and unlock GOLDEN-level perks—starting with this order. Your exclusive benefits last all year, and yes… you’ll get a free box of Frownies just for signing up.

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SUB-PAGE (https://frownies.com/collections/all/) Shop All
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Collection: Shop All

[IMG: Frownies Forehead and between the eyes facial patches shown laying in front of the box on a clean white background]

[IMG: Soften expression lines Frownies graphic]

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Forehead & Between Eyes Facial Patches

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Forehead & Between Eyes Facial Patches

4746 reviews

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$25.95

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[IMG: Frownies facial patches (CEM) - the patches are shown laying outside the box on a clean white background]

[IMG: Soften expression lines graphic for Frownies]

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Corners of Eyes & Mouth Facial Patches

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Corners of Eyes & Mouth Facial Patches

1206 reviews

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$25.95

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[IMG: Frownies gentle lifts, the patches are shown outside the packaging on a clean white background]

[IMG: Soften facial expressions graphic for frownies gentle lifts - 60 patches in a box]

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Gentle Lifts for Lip Lines

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Gentle Lifts for Lip Lines

450 reviews

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$25.95

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[IMG: Frownies CEM and FBE facial patches shown next to Frownies calming toner on a clean white background]

[IMG: Frownies FBE and CEM facial patches shown next to Frownies rose water hydrator spray on a clean white background]

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Frownies Starter Kit

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Frownies Starter Kit

637 reviews

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$68.85

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[IMG: stack of ten pink packages of Serum Patch for Forehead Wrinkles Facial Patches Frownies 10-pack . image shows retail value of $75.00]

[IMG: Frownies Serum Forehead Patch designed to target forehead wrinkles and fine lines.]

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Forehead Serum Patch

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Forehead Serum Patch

309 reviews

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[IMG: Frownies under eye gels shown outside the pink packaging next to it on a clean white background. Comes with 3 pairs!]

[IMG: Beauty benefits of cactus collagen under eye gels for Frownies. Hydrate and brighten!]

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Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe

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Cactus Collagen Under Eye Gels with cooling Aloe

538 reviews

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$25.95

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[IMG: 10 Frownies chin-up polypeptide mask stacked on a clean white background. retail value price sticker showing $75.00 value.]

[IMG: Frownies chin-up polypeptide mask on a clean white background]

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CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask

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CHIN-UP Peptide Neck and Chin Mask

151 reviews

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[IMG: Frownies rose water hydrator spray shown on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for Frownies rose water hydrator spray. Glow. Soothe. Renew.]

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Rose Water Hydrator Spray

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Rose Water Hydrator Spray

649 reviews

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$16.95

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[IMG: Frownies apple serum neck mask package pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for apple serum neck mask - Lift, Firm, Hydrate]

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Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum

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Neck Mask with Apple Stem Cell Serum

132 reviews

Regular price
$15.00

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[IMG: Frownies calming toner and cactus collagen under-eye gels displayed on a clean white background.]

[IMG: Frownies bright eyes rose water hydrator spray and cactus collagen under eye gels]

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Bright Eyes

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Bright Eyes

9 reviews

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$42.90

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[IMG: Frownies Rose Water Hydrator spray pictured alongside Frownies facial patches for the corners of the eyes and mouth.]

[IMG: Soften expression lines Frownies graphic]

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Facial Patches with Rosewater Hydrator Spray

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Facial Patches with Rosewater Hydrator Spray

150 reviews

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$42.90

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[IMG: Frownies calming toner pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for Frownies calming toner - refresh, Balance, Soothe]

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Calming Toner

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Calming Toner

17 reviews

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$16.95

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[IMG: Frownies skincare products including facial patches, collagen mask, serum patches, and apple serum on a white background]

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Full Face Renewal Plus

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Full Face Renewal Plus

1 review

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$168.75

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[IMG: Frownies eyebrow serum pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for Frownies lash and brown serum - Lengthen, strengthen, Nourish]

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Lash and Brow

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Lash and Brow

20 reviews

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[IMG: Frownies skin serum bottle shown pictured on a clean white background. Organic and natural, non GMO, vegn]

[IMG: Beauty benefits for Frownies Skin Serum - Nourish, Restore, Brighten]

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Vitamin C & E Skin Serum (2 oz)

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Vitamin C & E Skin Serum (2 oz)

148 reviews

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$29.95

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[IMG: Frownie Face & Neck Moisturizer bottle on a white background]

[IMG: Woman applying Frownies moisturizer with beauty benefits text and product features listed.]

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Aloe & Oat Gel Moisturizer Face & Neck (2 oz)

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Aloe & Oat Gel Moisturizer Face & Neck (2 oz)

136 reviews

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$32.95

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[IMG: Purple package of Frownies Pimple Patches for acne breakouts]

[IMG: woman]

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Pimple Patches with Salicylic Acid

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Pimple Patches with Salicylic Acid

17 reviews

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[IMG: Frownies apple serum pictured on a clean white background]

[IMG: Beauty benefits graphic for apple serum from Frownies]

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Apple Serum-Malus Domestica-Apple Stem Cell Extract

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Apple Serum-Malus Domestica-Apple Stem Cell Extract

165 reviews

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$42.95

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[IMG: Frownies cellulite cream aroma therapy for firming and toning the skin. Non GMO, organic and natural 118mL or 4 oz]

[IMG: Beauty Benefits for Frownies cellulite cream - Revitalize. Firm. Illuminate.]

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Natural Firming and Toning Cream

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Natural Firming and Toning Cream

53 reviews

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[IMG: Frownies wrinkies straw tip]

[IMG: Side by side photos of woman]

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Wrinkies™ Straw Tip

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Wrinkies™ Straw Tip

31 reviews

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$8.50

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[IMG: Logo in yellow for the Golden Beauty Standard]

Golden Membership

$45.00

Join the Golden Tier of The Beauty Standard for just $45/year and unlock GOLDEN-level perks—starting with this order. Your exclusive benefits last all year, and yes… you’ll get a free box of Frownies just for signing up.

Free box of Frownies (your welcome gift!)10% minimum off every orderFree shipping on orders $30+Free quarterly gifts8% back in Frownies Dollars on every purchaseGolden-only exclusives, early access & more

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🛡️ Trust Signals — reviews, proof links, trust-theatre flag (Trust & Proof)
3972Review mentions (all pages)
12External proof links (all pages)
PageReviewsProof links
/ (home) 933 3
/collections/facial-patches/ 1002 3
/collections/skin-care-products/ 1019 3
/collections/all/ 1018 3
🔗 Identity & Technical Layer — schema JSON-LD: identity chains, entity gaps (Identity & Authority)
Homepage schema
[
    {
        "@context": "http://schema.org",
        "@type": "Organization",
        "name": "The Frownies",
        "logo": "https://www.frownies.com/cdn/shop/files/Frownies_logo_ORIGINAL_FACIAL_PATCH_DARK_BLUE_ed1ff19e-6bcd-4a66-836a-45318d28e91c.png?v=1738269062&width=925",
        "sameAs": [
            "https://twitter.com/TheFrownies",
            "https://www.facebook.com/thefrownies",
            "",
            "https://www.instagram.com/frownies",
            "https://www.tiktok.com/@frowniesfamily",
            "",
            "",
            "https://www.youtube.com/c/Frownies",
            ""
        ],
        "url": "https://www.frownies.com"
    },
    {
        "@context": "http://schema.org",
        "@type": "WebSite",
        "name": "The Frownies",
        "potentialAction": {
            "@type": "SearchAction",
            "target": "https://www.frownies.com/search?q={search_term_string}",
            "query-input": "required name=search_term_string"
        },
        "url": "https://www.frownies.com"
    }
]
/collections/facial-patches/
{
    "@context": "http://schema.org",
    "@type": "Organization",
    "name": "The Frownies",
    "logo": "https://www.frownies.com/cdn/shop/files/Frownies_logo_ORIGINAL_FACIAL_PATCH_DARK_BLUE_ed1ff19e-6bcd-4a66-836a-45318d28e91c.png?v=1738269062&width=925",
    "sameAs": [
        "https://twitter.com/TheFrownies",
        "https://www.facebook.com/thefrownies",
        "",
        "https://www.instagram.com/frownies",
        "https://www.tiktok.com/@frowniesfamily",
        "",
        "",
        "https://www.youtube.com/c/Frownies",
        ""
    ],
    "url": "https://www.frownies.com"
}
/collections/skin-care-products/
{
    "@context": "http://schema.org",
    "@type": "Organization",
    "name": "The Frownies",
    "logo": "https://www.frownies.com/cdn/shop/files/Frownies_logo_ORIGINAL_FACIAL_PATCH_DARK_BLUE_ed1ff19e-6bcd-4a66-836a-45318d28e91c.png?v=1738269062&width=925",
    "sameAs": [
        "https://twitter.com/TheFrownies",
        "https://www.facebook.com/thefrownies",
        "",
        "https://www.instagram.com/frownies",
        "https://www.tiktok.com/@frowniesfamily",
        "",
        "",
        "https://www.youtube.com/c/Frownies",
        ""
    ],
    "url": "https://www.frownies.com"
}
/collections/all/
{
    "@context": "http://schema.org",
    "@type": "Organization",
    "name": "The Frownies",
    "logo": "https://www.frownies.com/cdn/shop/files/Frownies_logo_ORIGINAL_FACIAL_PATCH_DARK_BLUE_ed1ff19e-6bcd-4a66-836a-45318d28e91c.png?v=1738269062&width=925",
    "sameAs": [
        "https://twitter.com/TheFrownies",
        "https://www.facebook.com/thefrownies",
        "",
        "https://www.instagram.com/frownies",
        "https://www.tiktok.com/@frowniesfamily",
        "",
        "",
        "https://www.youtube.com/c/Frownies",
        ""
    ],
    "url": "https://www.frownies.com"
}

Your Diagnosis

Before revealing the machine’s verdict, predict the BS score for each signal. Higher = more BS (more fluff, less verifiable substance). Drag each slider, then submit to compare your judgment against the engine.

Information Density 0 / 30
Read the Narrative & headings: do hard facts (prices, dates, numbers) outweigh fluff power-words?
Semantic Coherence 0 / 20
Compare the homepage promise against the sub-page reality. Do they hold the same line?
Trust & Proof 0 / 20
Weigh review mentions against actual external proof links. Claims without verification = theatre.
Commodity Fingerprint 0 / 15
Check headings & narrative against the industry clichés in the setup above.
Identity & Authority 0 / 15
Inspect the schema: is there real Organization/Person identity with sameAs links, or gaps?
Your predicted BS score 0 / 100
💡 Stuck? Reveal the heuristic lens — how the deterministic page-auditor reads each signal (no AI, pure pattern rules)

These are the structural rules a local, deterministic auditor applies — the same lens you can use to judge each signal. They describe what to look for, not this company’s result.

Information Density

Classify each sentence as substantive or hollow. Grounding markers — numbers, currencies, dates, technical units, named entities — outweigh marketing adjectives. When fluff sits right next to hard evidence, the fluff is forgiven.

Semantic Alignment

Pull the main entities out of the H1, then check whether they actually recur through the body. A page that announces one thing and then talks about another drifts. Headings with no real sentences underneath read as pseudo-substance.

Trust & Proof

Count trust words (review, testimonial, rating, verified) against real outbound proof links (Google, Trustpilot, Clutch, G2, Yelp). Lots of trust language with zero verification links is trust theatre. Unlinked logo galleries count against it.

Commodity Fingerprint

Look at how much sentence length varies. Natural writing varies its rhythm; templated or mass-produced copy is statistically uniform. Very low variation reads as commodity content — unless unique named entities break the pattern.

Identity & Authority

Inspect the JSON-LD. Is there an Organization or Person schema, and does it carry sameAs links to real external profiles (LinkedIn, socials)? Missing schema or no identity declaration signals an anonymous entity.

Want to apply this lens yourself? The free BS Indicator Chrome extension runs these heuristic checks live on any page. Bear in mind it is a single-page, deterministic tool — it relies only on pattern rules for the page in front of it and does not perform the cross-page semantic correlation this audit uses, so its readout is a starting lens, not the full verdict.

B
BS Level
Beauty, Cosmetics & Personal Care
45.4 Avg BS

Based on 1143 businesses audited.

BS Detector

Beauty, Cosmetics & Personal Care BS: Frownies (frownies.com)

https://frownies.com 📍 Industry: Beauty, Cosmetics & Personal Care
28 BS / 100

Frownies is a rare example of a legacy brand that uses its 130-year history to successfully bypass modern marketing fluff. Its BS score is low because it sells a physical mechanism that is clearly explained, though it leans heavily on unlinked press logos and anecdotal reviews for credibility. It is a substance-heavy brand using a commodity-style template.

Info Density Power-words vs. Substance ratio.
8
27% BS
Semantic Coherence Homepage promise vs. Sub-page reality.
1
5% BS
Trust & Proof Verifiable evidence vs. Trust Theatre.
10
50% BS
Commodity Fingerprint Detection of industry clichés/templates.
6
40% BS
Identity & Authority Expert verifiability & Schema depth.
3
20% BS

Add direct links to the full articles or video clips for each ‘Featured In’ logo to move from trust theatre to verified proof. Include full INCI ingredient lists and active concentration percentages for the serum-based products on the Skincare Collection page. Publish a clinical study or third-party lab verification report regarding the ‘hardening’ mechanism to back the ‘alternative to injectables’ claim. Replace generic H2 headings like ‘Everything You Need To Start’ with outcome-focused specifics like ‘Starter Kits for Forehead and Smile Lines.’

The site aligns perfectly with the Beauty and Skincare category, specifically targeting the anti-aging and non-invasive treatment sub-sectors. The content focuses entirely on topical wrinkle patches and supplementary botanical skincare products.

“The score of 28 is driven primarily by the Trust and Proof pillar (10 points) due to the lack of external validation for press claims and scientific proof for medical-adjacent claims. The low Information Density (8) and Semantic Coherence (1) scores acknowledge the brand's clear, consistent, and specific physical product descriptions. This is a high-substance site that suffers slightly from legacy marketing habits.”

Verified Analysis Date: May 30, 2026 © 1EuroSEO Independent Evaluator — Non-Sponsored Result