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Cabbage Patch Kids
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HOMEPAGE Cabbage Patch Kids (https://cabbagepatchkids.com)
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Cabbage Patch Kids
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Since 1978 authentic Cabbage Patch Kids and Little People (created by Xavier Roberts), Cuties, Adoptimals, and other Cabbage Patch toys and gifts are available at www.cabbagepatchkids.com and our retail toy store. BabyLand General Hospital in Cleveland, Georgia remains a top tourist attraction and special event locale.
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H3 The Magical World of Cabbage Patch Kids
H3 Find Your Unique Match…
H3 Toy Cabbage Patch Kids
H3 Cabbage Patch Kids & Furskins
H3 Hand-stitched Original Cabbage Patch Kids
H3 Other Toys & Accessories
H3 Cuties
H3 Shoes and Clothing
H3 Visit Babyland General Hospital
H3 Upcoming Events
H3 Adopt
H3 About Us
H3 Resources
H3 Join the Club!
H6 Welcome to
H6 Let's get started!
H6 Accessories
H6 Cutie(s)
H6 Shoes and Fashions
H6 Adopt in Person!
H6 BabyLand General Hospital's
H6 Join Our Community
NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED_BODY_FOOTER Cabbage Patch Kids (https://cabbagepatchkids.com/collections/exclusive-cabbage-patch-kids/)
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Cabbage Patch Kids
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This collection of Cabbage Patch Kids merchandise is created exclusively for our website and our retail location, BabyLand General Hospital in Cleveland, Georgia. Depending upon hairstyles, the deluxe Babies and Kids range in size from 16" to 21". For ease in shopping, the Babies and their outfits are described as
H1 Cabbage Patch Kids
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H3 A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Blue Eyes Overalls Fishing
H3 A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Brown Eyes Plaid Shirt Brown Shorts
H3 A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Pink Nose Blue Eyes Romper Pink Polka Dot
H3 A1 An Xavier Roberts Original Bogg Frog
H3 A2 OAA 01-23-12 Pink Plaid Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-1 Red & Blue Checked Shirt w/Denim Pants
H3 A2 OAA01-23-10 Mint Floral Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-11 Pink Dot Monogram Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-15 Pink & White Striped Ruffle Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-17 Red Dress w/White Ruffle Collar
H3 A2 OAA01-23-18 Pink Gingham Shirt w/Overalls
H3 A2 OAA01-23-19 Pink & White Polka Dot w/Monogram Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-2 Pink Stripe Ruffle Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-20 Red Hearts Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-3 Blue Bow Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-4 Blue Striped Monogram Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-5 Aqua Blue Lace Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-6 Blue Velvet Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-7 White w/Red Cherries Dress
H3 A2 OAA01-23-8 Red Satin Dress
H3 A2 OAA03-23-1 Pink Gingham Shirt/Jean Overalls
H3 A2 OAA03-23-10 Pink Stripe Bubble Romper
H3 A2 OAA03-23-11 Multi Hearts Sleeper
H3 A2 OAA03-23-2 Blue Bow Dress
H3 A2 OAA03-23-3 Blue Striped Monogram Dress
H3 A2 OAA03-23-4 Red Dress with White Collar
H3 A2 OAA03-23-5 Pink Gingham Dress
H3 A2 OAA03-23-6 Pink Stripe Ruffle Dress
H3 A2 OAA03-23-8 Purple Net Dress
H3 A2 OAA03-23-9 Blue Monogram Dress
H3 A2 OAA07-23-10 Black Gingham w/Red Hearts Dress
H3 A2 OAA07-23-11 Red Dress White Collar
H3 A2 OAA07-23-2 White & Dark Pink w/Bow Dress
H3 A2 OAA07-23-3 Red/Black Soccer Outfit
H3 A2 OAA07-23-4 Grey Floral Dress
H3 A2 OAA07-23-5 Blue/Green Floral Eyelet Dress
H3 A2 OAA07-23-8 Pink & White BunnyBee Tutu Outfit
H3 A2 OAA07-23-9 Purple Net Dress
H3 A2 OAA09-23-1 Aqua Blue Lace Dress
H3 A2 OAA09-23-11 Pink/Yellow/Green Floral Eyelet Dress
H3 A2 OAA09-23-12 Purple Net Dress
H3 A2 OAA09-23-14 Pink Monogram Dress
H3 A2 OAA09-23-15 Pink/White Polka Dot w/Monogram Dress
H3 A2 OAA09-23-16 Pink w/Black Polka Dot Net Dress
H3 A2 OAA09-23-17 CPK Pink Hearts Sleeper
H3 A2 OAA09-23-20 Pink Gingham Dress
H3 A2 OAA09-23-22 Purple Satin Dress
H3 A2 OAA09-23-23 Light Pink Bow Dress
H3 Adopt
H3 About Us
H3 Resources
H3 Join the Club!
H4 Narrow your options by:
H6 Join Our Community
NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED_BODY_FOOTER Hand-stitched Cabbage Patch Kids (https://cabbagepatchkids.com/collections/handstiched-cabbage-patch-kids/)
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Hand-stitched Cabbage Patch Kids
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Each of our Original hand-stitched to birth Cabbage Patch Kids and The Little People are individual works of art. Each one is lovingly born in the Cabbage Patch at BabyLand General® in Cleveland, Georgia, and delivered by local artists. No two are ever exactly alike. They are dressed in fully removable clothing. Adop
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H3 Adopt
H3 About Us
H3 Resources
H3 Join the Club!
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NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED_BODY_FOOTER Other Toys & Accessories Cabbage Patch Kids (https://cabbagepatchkids.com/collections/other-toys-accessories/)
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Other Toys & Accessories Cabbage Patch Kids
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This section features the very popular Cabbage Patch "Cuties", plush, other toys, accessories, shoes and clothing.*Merchandise advertised for sale on this website may be limited or unavailable. No contract of sale is intended by the mere display of items for sale on this website. We are sorry for any inconvenience.
H1 Other Toys & Accessories
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H3 A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Blue Eyes Overalls Fishing
H3 A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Brown Eyes Plaid Shirt Brown Shorts
H3 A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Pink Nose Blue Eyes Romper Pink Polka Dot
H3 A1 An Xavier Roberts Original Bogg Frog
H3 A1 CPK Backpack w/Face
H3 A2 Helper Large Bunny Sparkles Blue
H3 A2 Helper Large Bunny Sparkles Pink
H3 A3 Helper Large Santa
H3 Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers BLUE
H3 Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers PINK
H3 Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers PURPLE
H3 Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers RED
H3 Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers TEAL
H3 Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers YELLOW
H3 BabyLand Shopping Bag
H3 BLC B Scrub Suit Green Fits 22"
H3 BLC B Scrub Suit Pink Fits 22"
H3 BLC B Scrub Suit Teal Fits 22"
H3 BLC Bib Crawling Baby BLUE
H3 BLC Bib Crawling Baby PINK
H3 BLC Bib Crawling Baby PURPLE
H3 BLC Blanket Hearts Tie Dye
H3 BLC C Blanket Minky Dot Pink and Baby Satin
H3 BLC C Blanket Sleeping Baby in Cabbage BLUE
H3 BLC C Blanket Sleeping Baby in Cabbage PINK
H3 BLC C Blanket Sleeping Baby in Cabbage PURPLE
H3 BLC C Dress Black & Red Plaid Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Black & White Polka Dots w/Red Bow Fits 20" & Newborn
H3 BLC C Dress Black Gingham w/Red Hearts Fits 20" & Newborn
H3 BLC C Dress Blue & White Stars w/Red Bow Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Blue w/Bows Fits 20" & Newborn
H3 BLC C Dress Cheerleader Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Denim w/Pumpkin Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Floral Eyelet Pink/Yellow/Green Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Floral Mint Green Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Gingham Blue Fits 20" & Newborns
H3 BLC C Dress Gingham Pink Eyelet Fits 20" & Newborn
H3 BLC C Dress Gingham Pink Fits 20" & Newborn
H3 BLC C Dress Green & White Polka Dots w/Bow Fits 20" & Newborn
H3 BLC C Dress Grey Floral Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Peach Floral w/Monogram Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Pink & White Polka Dots w/Bow Fits 20" & Newborn
H3 BLC C Dress Pink & White Striped Ruffle Fits 20" and Newborn
H3 BLC C Dress Pink Plaid Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Pink Striped w/Monogram fits 20" & Newborns
H3 BLC C Dress Pink w/Black Polka Dot Net Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Pink/White Polka Dots Monogram Fits 20"
H3 BLC C Dress Pomegranate Fits 20"
H3 Adopt
H3 About Us
H3 Resources
H3 Join the Club!
H4 Narrow your options by:
H6 Join Our Community
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HOMEPAGE (https://cabbagepatchkids.com) Cabbage Patch Kids
[H6] Welcome to [H3] The Magical World of Cabbage Patch Kids We're here to help you find the perfect Cabbage Patch Kid to join your family! With thousands of Cabbage Patch Kids ready for adoption, you are sure to find your perfect match! Find your baby! [H6] Let's get started! [H3] Find Your Unique Match... BabyLand General Hospital in Cleveland Georgia is the birthplace of the Little People and Cabbage Patch Kids. We have the largest selection of Cabbage Patch Kids available anywhere in the world. You are sure to find your perfect match in our Cabbage Patch.CHOOSE FROM ANY OF THE CATEGORIES BELOW TO LEARN MORE. [IMG: Toy Cabbage <br>Patch Kids] [H3] Toy Cabbage Patch Kids Vinyl and soft sculpture or all vinyl toys in a variety of sizes. Most are in packaging. Adoption fees range from under $10 to $70. Choose the one you like to see all available options, including name change. see adoptees [IMG: Cabbage Patch Kids <br>& Furskins] [H3] Cabbage Patch Kids & Furskins One-of-a-Kind Deluxe unboxed 15 inch babies and 20 inch 'Kids with vinyl heads and soft bodies. Each comes with a Birth Certificate. Once you select your favorite, you will be offered the opportunity to change your Cabbage Patch Kids' name and birthdate. see adoptees [IMG: Hand-stitched Original <br>Cabbage Patch Kids] [H3] Hand-stitched Original Cabbage Patch Kids Each one is an individual hand-stitched work of soft-sculpture delivered by local artists. They are carefully "born" in our Cleveland, Georgia Cabbage Patch. No two Originals are ever exactly alike. Adoption fees begin at $275.00. Birth Certificates and Adoption Papers are included and you will have the opportunity to change the name and birthdate of your Cabbage Patch Kid. Display boxes are not included. see adoptees [IMG: Other Toys & Accessories] [H6] Accessories [H3] Other Toys & Accessories Shop Accessories [IMG: Cuties] [H6] Cutie(s) [H3] Cuties Shop Cutie(s) [IMG: Shoes and Clothing] [H6] Shoes and Fashions [H3] Shoes and Clothing Shop Shoes and Fashions [H6] Adopt in Person! [H3] Visit Babyland General Hospital Pack the ‘Kids™ up for a trip to the new BabyLand General® Hospital in Cleveland, Georgia, voted one of the Travel Channel’s Top Ten Toylands. Beautifully situated in the North Georgia Mountains, this Southern Style home filled with Cabbage Patch Kids will capture the imagination of your entire family. ADMISSION IS FREE. Learn More! [H6] BabyLand General Hospital's [H3] Upcoming Events Click here for information about our scheduled events. Fun is delivered daily at BabyLand! See Events Your Selections: Clear All x Follow Us [H2] Instagram Follow Us IMPORTANT! If you’re a store owner, please make sure you have Customer accounts enabled in your Store Admin, as you have customer based locks set up with EasyLockdown app. Enable Customer Accounts
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SUB-PAGE (https://cabbagepatchkids.com/collections/exclusive-cabbage-patch-kids/) Cabbage Patch Kids
This collection of Cabbage Patch Kids merchandise is created exclusively for our website and our retail location, BabyLand General Hospital in Cleveland, Georgia. Depending upon hairstyles, the deluxe Babies and Kids range in size from 16" to 21". For ease in shopping, the Babies and their outfits are described as 17", and the Kids and their clothing are referred to as 20". Each is uniquely dressed in fully removable clothing and comes with a birth certificate. They have vinyl heads and soft sculpted bodies. Babies adopt for $79.99 and Kids for $89.99. When you visit Babyland General Hospital in Cleveland, Georgia, the Babies can be picked directly from a cabbage and the Kids selected from the school house, school bus, playground, or tree house. Because of this unique selection process, neither the Babies nor the Kids come in boxes. They will arrive at their final destination inside a shipping box wrapped in a protective covering. Choose the one you want and customize a birth certificate with the name and birthdate of your choice! Otherwise the papers will come blank.NOTE: The 17" Babies color of ribbon may vary as shown. The 20" Kids shoes & color of ribbon in the hair may vary as shown.*Merchandise advertised for sale on this website may be limited or unavailable. No contract of sale is intended by the mere display of items for sale on this website. We are sorry for any inconvenience. At this time, we can only ship Cabbage Patch Kids products to Argentina, Australia, Canada, the Philippines, United Kingdom and the United States. Please email our customer service department: onlinesales@cabbagepatchkids.com to learn if there are any other shipping options. [H1] Cabbage Patch Kids [H4] Narrow your options by: Collection Plush Gender Boy Girl Skin Tone Light Medium Dark Eye Color Blue Brown Green Hazel Violet Almond Shape / Brown Hair Color Bald Black Blond Brown Pink Red Size 16 Inches 17 Inches 20 Inches Your Selections: Clear All x Sort By: [IMG: A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Blue Eyes Overalls Fishing] [H3] A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Blue Eyes Overalls Fishing Adoption Code: FSBBO01-CIK $59.99 [IMG: A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Brown Eyes Plaid Shirt Brown Shorts] [H3] A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Brown Eyes Plaid Shirt Brown Shorts Adoption Code: FSBBO04-CIK $59.99 [IMG: A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Pink Nose Blue Eyes Romper Pink Polka Dot] [H3] A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Pink Nose Blue Eyes Romper Pink Polka Dot Adoption Code: FSPBLR01-CIK $59.99 [IMG: A1 An Xavier Roberts Original Bogg Frog] [H3] A1 An Xavier Roberts Original Bogg Frog Adoption Code: 90161-CIK $21.99 [IMG: A2 OAA 01-23-12 Pink Plaid Dress] [H3] A2 OAA 01-23-12 Pink Plaid Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-12 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-1 Red & Blue Checked Shirt w/Denim Pants] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-1 Red & Blue Checked Shirt w/Denim Pants Adoption Code: OAA01-23-1 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-10 Mint Floral Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-10 Mint Floral Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-10 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-11 Pink Dot Monogram Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-11 Pink Dot Monogram Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-11 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-15 Pink & White Striped Ruffle Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-15 Pink & White Striped Ruffle Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-15 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-17 Red Dress w/White Ruffle Collar] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-17 Red Dress w/White Ruffle Collar Adoption Code: OAA01-23-17 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-18 Pink Gingham Shirt w/Overalls] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-18 Pink Gingham Shirt w/Overalls Adoption Code: OAA01-23-18 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-19 Pink & White Polka Dot w/Monogram Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-19 Pink & White Polka Dot w/Monogram Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-19 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-2 Pink Stripe Ruffle Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-2 Pink Stripe Ruffle Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-2 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-20 Red Hearts Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-20 Red Hearts Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-20 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-3 Blue Bow Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-3 Blue Bow Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-3 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-4 Blue Striped Monogram Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-4 Blue Striped Monogram Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-4 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-5 Aqua Blue Lace Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-5 Aqua Blue Lace Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-5 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-6 Blue Velvet Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-6 Blue Velvet Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-6 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-7 White w/Red Cherries Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-7 White w/Red Cherries Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-7 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA01-23-8 Red Satin Dress] [H3] A2 OAA01-23-8 Red Satin Dress Adoption Code: OAA01-23-8 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-1 Pink Gingham Shirt/Jean Overalls] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-1 Pink Gingham Shirt/Jean Overalls Adoption Code: OAA03-23-1 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-10 Pink Stripe Bubble Romper] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-10 Pink Stripe Bubble Romper Adoption Code: OAA03-23-10 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-11 Multi Hearts Sleeper] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-11 Multi Hearts Sleeper Adoption Code: OAA03-23-11 $79.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-2 Blue Bow Dress] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-2 Blue Bow Dress Adoption Code: OAA03-23-2 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-3 Blue Striped Monogram Dress] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-3 Blue Striped Monogram Dress Adoption Code: OAA03-23-3 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-4 Red Dress with White Collar] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-4 Red Dress with White Collar Adoption Code: OAA03-23-4 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-5 Pink Gingham Dress] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-5 Pink Gingham Dress Adoption Code: OAA03-23-5 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-6 Pink Stripe Ruffle Dress] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-6 Pink Stripe Ruffle Dress Adoption Code: OAA03-23-6 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-8 Purple Net Dress] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-8 Purple Net Dress Adoption Code: OAA03-23-8 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA03-23-9 Blue Monogram Dress] [H3] A2 OAA03-23-9 Blue Monogram Dress Adoption Code: OAA03-23-9 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA07-23-10 Black Gingham w/Red Hearts Dress] [H3] A2 OAA07-23-10 Black Gingham w/Red Hearts Dress Adoption Code: OAA07-23-10 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA07-23-11 Red Dress White Collar] [H3] A2 OAA07-23-11 Red Dress White Collar Adoption Code: OAA07-23-11 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA07-23-2 White & Dark Pink w/Bow Dress] [H3] A2 OAA07-23-2 White & Dark Pink w/Bow Dress Adoption Code: OAA07-23-2 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA07-23-3 Red/Black Soccer Outfit] [H3] A2 OAA07-23-3 Red/Black Soccer Outfit Adoption Code: OAA07-23-3 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA07-23-4 Grey Floral Dress] [H3] A2 OAA07-23-4 Grey Floral Dress Adoption Code: OAA07-23-4 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA07-23-5 Blue/Green Floral Eyelet Dress] [H3] A2 OAA07-23-5 Blue/Green Floral Eyelet Dress Adoption Code: OAA07-23-5 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA07-23-8 Pink & White BunnyBee Tutu Outfit] [H3] A2 OAA07-23-8 Pink & White BunnyBee Tutu Outfit Adoption Code: OAA07-23-8 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA07-23-9 Purple Net Dress] [H3] A2 OAA07-23-9 Purple Net Dress Adoption Code: OAA07-23-9 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-1 Aqua Blue Lace Dress] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-1 Aqua Blue Lace Dress Adoption Code: OAA09-23-1 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-11 Pink/Yellow/Green Floral Eyelet Dress] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-11 Pink/Yellow/Green Floral Eyelet Dress Adoption Code: OAA09-23-11 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-12 Purple Net Dress] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-12 Purple Net Dress Adoption Code: OAA09-23-12 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-14 Pink Monogram Dress] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-14 Pink Monogram Dress Adoption Code: OAA09-23-14 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-15 Pink/White Polka Dot w/Monogram Dress] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-15 Pink/White Polka Dot w/Monogram Dress Adoption Code: OAA09-23-15 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-16 Pink w/Black Polka Dot Net Dress] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-16 Pink w/Black Polka Dot Net Dress Adoption Code: OAA09-23-16 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-17 CPK Pink Hearts Sleeper] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-17 CPK Pink Hearts Sleeper Adoption Code: OAA09-23-17 $79.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-20 Pink Gingham Dress] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-20 Pink Gingham Dress Adoption Code: OAA09-23-20 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-22 Purple Satin Dress] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-22 Purple Satin Dress Adoption Code: OAA09-23-22 $89.99 [IMG: A2 OAA09-23-23 Light Pink Bow Dress] [H3] A2 OAA09-23-23 Light Pink Bow Dress Adoption Code: OAA09-23-23 $89.99 1 2 3 4 Next »
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SUB-PAGE (https://cabbagepatchkids.com/collections/handstiched-cabbage-patch-kids/) Hand-stitched Cabbage Patch Kids
Each of our Original hand-stitched to birth Cabbage Patch Kids and The Little People are individual works of art. Each one is lovingly born in the Cabbage Patch at BabyLand General® in Cleveland, Georgia, and delivered by local artists. No two are ever exactly alike. They are dressed in fully removable clothing. Adoption fees begin at $260. Choose the one you love and you will be given the opportunity to customize the name and birthdate at no additional fee!*Merchandise advertised for sale on this website may be limited or unavailable. No contract of sale is intended by the mere display of items for sale on this website. We are sorry for any inconvenience. At this time, we can only ship Cabbage Patch Kids products to Argentina, Australia, Canada, the Philippines, United Kingdom and the United States. Please email our customer service department: onlinesales@cabbagepatchkids.com to learn if there are any other shipping options. [H1] Hand-stitched Cabbage Patch Kids [H4] Narrow your options by: Collection Gender Boy Girl Skin Tone Light Eye Color Blue Brown Green Hair Color Blond Brown Size 12 Inches 22 Inches Your Selections: Clear All x Sort By: [IMG: LB26 1322] [H3] LB26 1322 Adoption Code: LB26 1322 $300.00 [IMG: LB26 1324] [H3] LB26 1324 Adoption Code: LB26 1324 $300.00 [IMG: LPK26 0756] [H3] LPK26 0756 Adoption Code: LPK26 0756 $400.00 [IMG: LPK26 0988] [H3] LPK26 0988 Adoption Code: LPK26 0988 $400.00 [IMG: LPK26 1124] [H3] LPK26 1124 Adoption Code: LPK26 1124 $400.00 [IMG: LPK26 1246] [H3] LPK26 1246 Adoption Code: LPK26 1246 $400.00 [IMG: LPK26 1279] [H3] LPK26 1279 Adoption Code: LPK26 1279 $400.00 [IMG: LPK26 1378] [H3] LPK26 1378 Adoption Code: LPK26 1378 $400.00 [IMG: LPK26 1385] [H3] LPK26 1385 Adoption Code: LPK26 1385 $400.00
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SUB-PAGE (https://cabbagepatchkids.com/collections/other-toys-accessories/) Other Toys & Accessories Cabbage Patch Kids
This section features the very popular Cabbage Patch "Cuties", plush, other toys, accessories, shoes and clothing.*Merchandise advertised for sale on this website may be limited or unavailable. No contract of sale is intended by the mere display of items for sale on this website. We are sorry for any inconvenience. At this time, we can only ship Cabbage Patch Kids products to Argentina, Australia, Canada, the Philippines, United Kingdom and the United States. Please email our customer service department: onlinesales@cabbagepatchkids.com to learn if there are any other shipping options. [H1] Other Toys & Accessories [H4] Narrow your options by: Collection Cuties Plush Shoes and Clothing Gender Skin Tone Light Eye Color Blue Brown Hair Color Size 9 Inches 12 Inches 14 inches 15 Inches 16 Inches 17 Inches 20 Inches 22 Inches Your Selections: Clear All x Sort By: [IMG: A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Blue Eyes Overalls Fishing] [H3] A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Blue Eyes Overalls Fishing Adoption Code: FSBBO01-CIK $59.99 [IMG: A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Brown Eyes Plaid Shirt Brown Shorts] [H3] A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Brown Nose Brown Eyes Plaid Shirt Brown Shorts Adoption Code: FSBBO04-CIK $59.99 [IMG: A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Pink Nose Blue Eyes Romper Pink Polka Dot] [H3] A1 An Original Xavier Roberts Furskins Pink Nose Blue Eyes Romper Pink Polka Dot Adoption Code: FSPBLR01-CIK $59.99 [IMG: A1 An Xavier Roberts Original Bogg Frog] [H3] A1 An Xavier Roberts Original Bogg Frog Adoption Code: 90161-CIK $21.99 [IMG: A1 CPK Backpack w/Face] [H3] A1 CPK Backpack w/Face $24.99 [IMG: A2 Helper Large Bunny Sparkles Blue] [H3] A2 Helper Large Bunny Sparkles Blue $39.99 [IMG: A2 Helper Large Bunny Sparkles Pink] [H3] A2 Helper Large Bunny Sparkles Pink $39.99 [IMG: A3 Helper Large Santa] [H3] A3 Helper Large Santa $39.99 [IMG: Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers BLUE] [H3] Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers BLUE $1.99 [IMG: Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers PINK] [H3] Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers PINK $1.99 [IMG: Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers PURPLE] [H3] Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers PURPLE $1.99 [IMG: Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers RED] [H3] Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers RED $1.99 [IMG: Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers TEAL] [H3] Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers TEAL $1.99 [IMG: Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers YELLOW] [H3] Babyland Exclusive Pacifiers YELLOW $1.99 [IMG: BabyLand Shopping Bag] [H3] BabyLand Shopping Bag $2.99 [IMG: BLC B Scrub Suit Green Fits 22] [H3] BLC B Scrub Suit Green Fits 22" $18.99 [IMG: BLC B Scrub Suit Pink Fits 22] [H3] BLC B Scrub Suit Pink Fits 22" $18.99 [IMG: BLC B Scrub Suit Teal Fits 22] [H3] BLC B Scrub Suit Teal Fits 22" $18.99 [IMG: BLC Bib Crawling Baby BLUE] [H3] BLC Bib Crawling Baby BLUE $5.99 [IMG: BLC Bib Crawling Baby PINK] [H3] BLC Bib Crawling Baby PINK $5.99 [IMG: BLC Bib Crawling Baby PURPLE] [H3] BLC Bib Crawling Baby PURPLE $5.99 [IMG: BLC Blanket Hearts Tie Dye] [H3] BLC Blanket Hearts Tie Dye $14.99 [IMG: BLC C Blanket Minky Dot Pink and Baby Satin] [H3] BLC C Blanket Minky Dot Pink and Baby Satin $19.99 [IMG: BLC C Blanket Sleeping Baby in Cabbage BLUE] [H3] BLC C Blanket Sleeping Baby in Cabbage BLUE $12.99 [IMG: BLC C Blanket Sleeping Baby in Cabbage PINK] [H3] BLC C Blanket Sleeping Baby in Cabbage PINK $12.99 [IMG: BLC C Blanket Sleeping Baby in Cabbage PURPLE] [H3] BLC C Blanket Sleeping Baby in Cabbage PURPLE $12.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Black & Red Plaid Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Black & Red Plaid Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Black & White Polka Dots w/Red Bow Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Black & White Polka Dots w/Red Bow Fits 20" & Newborn $19.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Black Gingham w/Red Hearts Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Black Gingham w/Red Hearts Fits 20" & Newborn $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Blue & White Stars w/Red Bow Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Blue & White Stars w/Red Bow Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Blue w/Bows Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Blue w/Bows Fits 20" & Newborn $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Cheerleader Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Cheerleader Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Denim w/Pumpkin Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Denim w/Pumpkin Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Floral Eyelet Pink/Yellow/Green Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Floral Eyelet Pink/Yellow/Green Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Floral Mint Green Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Floral Mint Green Fits 20" $19.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Gingham Blue Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Gingham Blue Fits 20" & Newborns $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Gingham Pink Eyelet Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Gingham Pink Eyelet Fits 20" & Newborn $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Gingham Pink Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Gingham Pink Fits 20" & Newborn $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Green & White Polka Dots w/Bow Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Green & White Polka Dots w/Bow Fits 20" & Newborn $19.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Grey Floral Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Grey Floral Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Peach Floral w/Monogram Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Peach Floral w/Monogram Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Pink & White Polka Dots w/Bow Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Pink & White Polka Dots w/Bow Fits 20" & Newborn $19.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Pink & White Striped Ruffle Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Pink & White Striped Ruffle Fits 20" and Newborn $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Pink Plaid Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Pink Plaid Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Pink Striped w/Monogram fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Pink Striped w/Monogram fits 20" & Newborns $19.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Pink w/Black Polka Dot Net Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Pink w/Black Polka Dot Net Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Pink/White Polka Dots Monogram Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Pink/White Polka Dots Monogram Fits 20" $24.99 [IMG: BLC C Dress Pomegranate Fits 20] [H3] BLC C Dress Pomegranate Fits 20" $19.99 1 2 3 … 6 Next »
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🛡️ Trust Signals — reviews, proof links, trust-theatre flag (Trust & Proof)
16Review mentions (all pages)
4External proof links (all pages)
| Page | Reviews | Proof links |
|---|---|---|
| / (home) | 4 | 1 |
| /collections/exclusive-cabbage-patch-kids/ | 4 | 1 |
| /collections/handstiched-cabbage-patch-kids/ | 4 | 1 |
| /collections/other-toys-accessories/ | 4 | 1 |
🔗 Identity & Technical Layer — schema JSON-LD: identity chains, entity gaps (Identity & Authority)
Homepage schema
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"name": "Cabbage Patch Kids",
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"@type": "EntryPoint",
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},
"query-input": "required name=query"
}
},
{
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"dateCreated": null,
"datePublished": null
},
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"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "Organization",
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"name": "Cabbage Patch Kids",
"url": "https://cabbagepatchkids.com",
"description": "Since 1978 authentic Cabbage Patch Kids and Little People (created by Xavier Roberts), Cuties, Adoptimals, and other Cabbage Patch toys and gifts are available at www.cabbagepatchkids.com and our retail toy store. BabyLand General Hospital in Cleveland, Georgia remains a top tourist attraction and special event locale.",
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/collections/exclusive-cabbage-patch-kids/
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"@type": "WebPage",
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},
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/collections/handstiched-cabbage-patch-kids/
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"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "WebPage",
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"url": "https://cabbagepatchkids.com/collections/handstiched-cabbage-patch-kids",
"image": "https://cabbagepatchkids.com/cdn/shop/collections/OriginalsHeader.png?v=1744294077&width=866",
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"datePublished": "2018-05-25 15:19:47.000000 EDT"
},
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"addressCountry": "US"
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"@type": "BreadcrumbList",
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"item": "https://cabbagepatchkids.com/"
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"position": 2,
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/collections/other-toys-accessories/
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"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "WebPage",
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Your Diagnosis
Before revealing the machine’s verdict, predict the BS score for each signal. Higher = more BS (more fluff, less verifiable substance). Drag each slider, then submit to compare your judgment against the engine.
Information Density
0 / 30
Read the Narrative & headings: do hard facts (prices, dates, numbers) outweigh fluff power-words?
Semantic Coherence
0 / 20
Compare the homepage promise against the sub-page reality. Do they hold the same line?
Trust & Proof
0 / 20
Weigh review mentions against actual external proof links. Claims without verification = theatre.
Commodity Fingerprint
0 / 15
Check headings & narrative against the industry clichés in the setup above.
Identity & Authority
0 / 15
Inspect the schema: is there real Organization/Person identity with sameAs links, or gaps?
Your predicted BS score
0 / 100
Stuck? Reveal the heuristic lens — how the deterministic page-auditor reads each signal (no AI, pure pattern rules)
These are the structural rules a local, deterministic auditor applies — the same lens you can use to judge each signal. They describe what to look for, not this company’s result.
Information Density
Classify each sentence as substantive or hollow. Grounding markers — numbers, currencies, dates, technical units, named entities — outweigh marketing adjectives. When fluff sits right next to hard evidence, the fluff is forgiven.
Semantic Alignment
Pull the main entities out of the H1, then check whether they actually recur through the body. A page that announces one thing and then talks about another drifts. Headings with no real sentences underneath read as pseudo-substance.
Trust & Proof
Count trust words (review, testimonial, rating, verified) against real outbound proof links (Google, Trustpilot, Clutch, G2, Yelp). Lots of trust language with zero verification links is trust theatre. Unlinked logo galleries count against it.
Commodity Fingerprint
Look at how much sentence length varies. Natural writing varies its rhythm; templated or mass-produced copy is statistically uniform. Very low variation reads as commodity content — unless unique named entities break the pattern.
Identity & Authority
Inspect the JSON-LD. Is there an Organization or Person schema, and does it carry sameAs links to real external profiles (LinkedIn, socials)? Missing schema or no identity declaration signals an anonymous entity.
Want to apply this lens yourself? The free BS Indicator Chrome extension runs these heuristic checks live on any page. Bear in mind it is a single-page, deterministic tool — it relies only on pattern rules for the page in front of it and does not perform the cross-page semantic correlation this audit uses, so its readout is a starting lens, not the full verdict.
B
BS Level
Ecommerce & Online Retail
36.4 Avg BS
Based on 3390 businesses audited.
✓ Less BS than average
Cabbage Patch Kids has 15.4 points less BS than the average for Ecommerce & Online Retail.
BS Detector
Ecommerce & Online Retail BS: Cabbage Patch Kids (cabbagepatchkids.com)
https://cabbagepatchkids.com
📍 Industry: Ecommerce & Online Retail
21
BS / 100
Cabbage Patch Kids is a substance-heavy legacy brand site that successfully uses a thematic ‘adoption’ narrative as a functional UI rather than a marketing mask. Its low score reflects a high level of transparency in pricing, location, and product specificity, marred only by aging technical metadata and a lack of verified third-party reviews.
Info Density
Power-words vs. Substance ratio.
7
23% BS
Semantic Coherence
Homepage promise vs. Sub-page reality.
2
10% BS
Trust & Proof
Verifiable evidence vs. Trust Theatre.
6
30% BS
Commodity Fingerprint
Detection of industry clichés/templates.
4
27% BS
Identity & Authority
Expert verifiability & Schema depth.
2
13% BS
Consolidate the heading hierarchy to ensure H1 tags are used on the homepage and that H6 elements do not precede H3s. Update the JSON-LD schema to include dateModified tags reflecting current 2026 operations and add Person schema for Xavier Roberts to bridge the authority gap. Integrate a verified third-party review platform like Trustpilot or Stamped.io to provide evidence for the metadata review counts.
The website perfectly aligns with the Ecommerce and Online Retail category, specifically focusing on the toy and collectible niche. The content is deeply rooted in the brand’s unique IP, providing granular product details that confirm its status as a direct-to-consumer manufacturer and retailer.
“The score of 21 is driven primarily by technical template fingerprints and minor trust theatre regarding unlinked review counts. The site performs excellently in semantic coherence and information density, proving almost all thematic claims with granular product data and physical business evidence.”
Verified Analysis Date: June 20, 2026
© 1EuroSEO Independent Evaluator — Non-Sponsored Result
Analysis Disclosure & Source Attribution
This training module utilizes a snapshot of public data from Cabbage Patch Kids, captured on June 20, 2026, to demonstrate how machine logic evaluates different types of business narratives.
Purpose: This data is presented under “Fair Use” / “Educational Exception” for the purpose of forensic semantic analysis, allowing users to compare human intuition against machine-generated evaluations.
Notice to Cabbage Patch Kids: This analysis is part of a non-adversarial audit conducted by 1 Euro SEO. The results provided by 1EuroSEO are intended as professional feedback to help improve any website’s machine-readability and authority signals. The 1EuroSEO BS Detection Tool is a free tool, and anyone can test any company to see how their content is interpreted by AI models.
Any company can use the insights for free and improve its voice by comparing it to industry clichés or competitors. When a company has updated its content, it can always submit a new audit request, which will be reflected in a new current score.
To all users: You are encouraged to visit the live site at https://cabbagepatchkids.com to view the most current version of its content and learn from the source what this company is about and what it offers.