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Updated: 17th of May, 2026
Dear business builder,
We get it.
Growing a business is hard. Really f*cking hard.
You’re probably worried about where your next customer will come from.
Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.
As your hair goes fifty shades of grey from all the uncertainty.
And to top it all off.
You’re being pulled in a bazillion different directions.
Ohmygawd!
Should I blog? Start a podcast? Build a personal brand?
Document my whole flippin’ life on Instagram?
What about chatbots?
Errrrrrrbody’s talkin’ bout chatbots.
Should I run some ads?
Drop $3k on a logo?
Post on LinkedIn five times per day?
*somebody please pull out my eyelashes*
Look, most entrepreneurs have a bad case of ‘shiny object syndrome’…
Mixed with a scoop of ADD… and a sprinkle of “I can do everything”.
And they end up doing a little bit of this… a little bit of that.
Soon, they’re screaming at their Macbook with all the things they “have to” do.
We call this shit show a rats nest.
Also known as hell.
It’s hot and muggy there.
And we’d rather rub scorpion chillies in our eyes than operate a business that way.
But this isn’t about us… It’s about you.
You’re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn’t where you want it to be.
Or maybe you’re flying… and you simply want more.
More security.
More money.
More freedom.
More memories.
More time with your family.
More business-class flights with your spouse to places that result in more sand between your toes.
Whatever it is for you…
It all starts by “choosing your own adventure” below…
*cue angels singing*

Our Offering

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Managed and ‘done-for-you’ digital marketing services for mid-to-large companies looking to accelerate ‘hyper-growth’. And yes, we guarantee results and smell fantastic *wink*.
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Business growth training programs for companies serious about scaling their coaching, consulting or service business to seven and eight figures FAST (in months, not years).
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Grow 10X Faster, Better, Smarter.

Skip the guesswork, trial-and-error and never-ending shit show of trying to figure everything out yourself – for the very first time. And instead, grow your business with proven client-getting-funnels, frameworks and scientific customer acquisition (not hopes and prayers).

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We let our numbers do the talking.
$7.8 Billion in reported client
revenue and counting.

Size Of Our Platform
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200,000 customers and counting
make up our diverse and ever
growing platform.

Our Reach

Serving customers in over 136 different countries.

Battle Tested

Our strategies have been battle tested in over 1067 different industries and niches.

CASE STUDIES

[H3] Become our next success story

Nimble
Transformation

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Titles

My Muscle
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Original UGG
Australia Classic

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Professional

Moxie Pest
Control

AIV
Australian

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Aquatic
Performance

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Relations

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The Most Ruthlessly Effective Platform For Rapidly Scaling Businesses On Planet Earth

There are a lot of so-called “agencies” and “gurus” roaming around the wild wild west that is the web, today.  Most of these people are all bark, no bite. All waffle, no syrup. ‘Cause marketers lie, but numbers don’t. And we’ve generated $7.8 billion (with a B) for our clients, in 1067 different industries and niches.

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Brand Experience

No more ‘hoping-and-praying’
The Power Is In The Platform
Most entrepreneurs try growing their business through trial and error, by ‘hoping-and-praying’…. by stumbling and trying to figure it all out by themselves. We call this “guesswork”. It’s unreliable, extremely-stressful and often results in failure (or a psychiatrist).
We’ve spent over $100 million dollars on traffic perfecting what works… this isn’t our first rodeo. And our hope is to shrink the amount of time it takes, for you to go from first-time solo business operator… To fire-breathing, market-terrorising entrepreneur…

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WE GUARANTEE TO BEAT YOUR RESULTS BY 30% OR WE WORK FOR FREE.

This is for businesses already running profitable Google or Facebook ads. We’ll design a new funnel, write new ads, and optimise performance until we beat your existing conversion rate, CPL, or ROAS by 30% within 90 days or we work for free until we do. You cover ad spend. We control the creative. And the campaigns naturally need to be apples-to-apples comparable (same product, same season, etc).

We Literally Wrote The Book On…
How To Get As Many Clients, Customers And Sales As You Can Possibly Handle

Sell Like Crazy shot up from being ranked 90,000 on the day of release, to a #1 international Amazon bestseller in its first day. This book is easy to read and wastes no time in going straight for the jugular.
You get actionable strategies you can use RIGHT AWAY to dramatically grow sales for your business…in most cases, without spending a cent more on advertising.
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“Since partnering with King Kong the results have been nothing short of outstanding. There are three simple words here and that is: Leads! Leads! Leads!” Domenic Varese, Marketing Manager, Metricon

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“From Cold-calling To 200 New Customers In 12 Months” Emma & Jim Elliott, Owners, Little Big Dairy

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“From $4 Million To $25,000,000+ In 18 Months” Michael Argent, Managing Director, Let's Get Care

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“Our Pipeline Got Completely Flooded Overnight” Wade Tink, Managing Director, Project Everest

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“From $0 To $18 Million In 18 Months (During A Recession)” New Sensation Homes, Danny Coyne, New Sensation Homes

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“Working With King Kong Has Transformed Our Whole Lives. The Growth That We've Experienced Has Been Astronomical.” Marco Maisano, CEO & Founder, NSR Australia & NZ

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“Initially I was worried about where my first job was coming from. After using King Kong I was more worried about how I was going to manage the job. My business has increased 200%, so I got my return on investment 10-20 times over.” Ged, Owner, Ged's Mobile Car Cleaning

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“Since starting work with King Kong 9 months ago our sales have tripled and we've expanded into 3 other states. These guys are amazing!” Raphael Bender, Founder, Breathe Education

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“We’ve Increased Our Revenue By 35-40% By Working With King Kong” Colin Battersby, Principal, Discover Stradbroke

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“After 18 Months, We’ve Got A 49% Increase In Leads. I’d Never Go Back To Not Using King Kong.” Beth Hourigan, Director, Aged Care Financial Services

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"From $3 Million To $50 Million In 12 Months With King Kong” Dylan Trickey, Marketing Coordinator

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“The goal was to get 8 sales in the first year. It’s been 11 months now and we’ve had 23 sales. Which is $7 million in revenue. The money I spent with King Kong I’ve seen a return on investment of five to six times.” Lee Selkrig, Founder, Enso Homes

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“We've Doubled In Staff Numbers” Selma Christofi, Original UGG Australia Classic

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“We've Increased Our Revenue By 50 Percent” Adam Hurdley, Managing Director, Hurdleys Office Furniture

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From 3 Weeks Of Jobs To 6 Months Booked In Advance Tye Spierings, Owner & Director, Ultimate Windows

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“Generated 95 to 100 Closed Jobs” Rohan Fisher, Director, Fisher Roofing

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“Since We've Started Working With King Kong We've Generated Over 2 Million Dollars” Eva Hussein, Founder & Director, Polaron

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Domenic Varese

Emma & Jim Elliott

Michael Argent

Wade Tink

New Sensation Homes

Marco Maisano

Ged

Raphael Bender

Colin Battersby

Beth Hourigan

Dylan Trickey

Lee Selkrig

Selma Christofi

Adam Hurdley

Tye Spierings

Rohan Fisher

Eva Hussein

YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS,WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.

What does a
[H1] Digital Marketing Agency
actually do?

A good digital marketing agency will get to know your business inside out. They will assess the traffic that your website is getting and establish the best online marketing platforms to invest in. Part of a digital marketing agency’s strategy should involve continual evaluation to ensure a client is maintaining the perfect balance between their marketing spend and the results they’re getting.
We do all of that but, unlike other agencies, the King Kong team isn’t just focused on maintaining that perfect balance. Our goal is to crush your competitors, turn website visitors into buyers and bring you the biggest ROI possible using the most effective marketing strategies available.

How do I know that I will get a return on my investment?

Because we put our money where our mouth is and we make BIG guarantees that other marketing agencies don’t. Go check out our individual service pages for more information on what guarantees we offer.

Do you work with big or small companies?

Are you serious about scaling your operations and dominating your market space? We can work with you.
Do you want to plug into a team of marketers, digital strategists, designers, and developers who will help you to smash your growth goals and make the kind of ROI that will leave you shouting from the rooftops? We can work with you.
Do you understand the value of spending $1 to make $5? We can work with you.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a big or small company. Our clients range from small, local businesses with 5 or less employees to large multinational companies with a workforce of hundreds of people operating from all corners of the globe.

[H2] Why is King Kong the best digital marketing agency?

Why are burritos delicious? Why is water wet? No, but seriously. Instead of using this little section of content to spam you with humblebrags, let us just say this… Marketers lie, numbers don’t.
So instead of trying to convince you, we’re the best digital marketing agency around…here are the stats:
$7.8 billion in sales generated.
1067 different industries and niches.
4,952 reviews (average of 4.7 stars)
38 millionaires created.
6x 8 figure clients created.
#17 fastest growing company in Australia (ranked by the AFR)
#1 fastest growing agency (3 years in a row)
You see, most digital marketing agencies talk a good game, but when is all said and done, they don’t use the very same internet marketing services they prescribe to their clients (digital marketing, SEO, Facebook ads and sales funnel etc) to grow their own business.
Which is HUGE telltale sign to run for the hills!
Anyhoo. If you’re looking for a digital marketing company that’s worth its weight…You should go check out our reviews here and see all the nice things our clients have said about the work we do.

Can you guarantee results?

We offer guarantees for all of our traffic sources. Whether it’s Google Ads, Facebook marketing, or SEO, we put our money where our mouth is; if we don’t hit our agreed-upon targets, we don’t get paid.

What's involved with
[H2] digital marketing
?

This is like asking “how long is a piece of string” as there is no right answer. The answer depends on YOUR BUSINESS. We treat every business differently because no two businesses – even if they operate in the same industry – are the same. Let’s apply that logic to your business and that of your biggest competitor. Yes, you’re targeting the same audience and you offer a similar product or service but that’s it. Their website is developed differently to yours. It could be older/younger than your site. They might have more/less backlinks and they might have better/worse conversion rates compared to your site. A strategy that involves an intensive link building and content marketing campaign might be all you need whilst your competitor might make more gains investing in Google Ads. The list of differences go on and on.
The key takeaway here is we know that one size DOES NOT fit all, which is why we curate custom strategies for each of our clients to fit their exact needs. Our goal is to skyrocket their online presence into the stratosphere and we’ll do whatever it takes to achieve that goal.

I guess what we’re trying to say is that you should hit the damn button

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Steven Zlatanovski

Very happy with service and honesty. I cannot talk any highly about Ben Jones. I recommend him to everyone. Honest and takes the time to understand you and your business and what will work. Absolute Legend!

Very happy with service and honesty. I cannot talk any highly about Ben Jones. I recommend him to everyone. Honest and takes the time to understand you and your business and what will work. Absolute Legend!
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August 29, 2025

Agency

Elisa Geerard

Since we’re in a financial crisis, we are in deep need of help. I’ve had my call with Kieren Devisser and even though we cannot afford Quantum Growth right now, I found it a really great conversation with tips an tricks to make everything smoother. I hope everything pays…Read More

Since we’re in a financial crisis, we are in deep need of help. I’ve had my call with Kieren Devisser and even though we cannot afford Quantum Growth right now, I found it a really great conversation with tips an tricks to make everything smoother. I hope everything pays of with the stuff I learn from the book “Sell Like Crazy”, so we can make place for Quantum Growth. Special thanks to Kieren to make time for this conversation!!
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August 26, 2025

Agency

A A sullivan-Norris

Willow and the team at King Kong has been absolutely outstanding to work with. From the very beginning, they’ve shown deep knowledge, creativity, and a real understanding of what drives results.
Their strategies are not only innovative but also practical, delivering measurable improvements that have made a clear impact on…Read More

Willow and the team at King Kong has been absolutely outstanding to work with. From the very beginning, they’ve shown deep knowledge, creativity, and a real understanding of what drives results.
Their strategies are not only innovative but also practical, delivering measurable improvements that have made a clear impact on our business.
What really stands out is their communication and support. They have take the time to explain insights in a way that’s easy to understand and are always proactive in suggesting new opportunities. It feels like they’re genuinely invested in our success.
Thanks to the team, we’ve seen stronger engagement, higher visibility, and a significant boost in performance. Highly recommend them to anyone wanting to take their marketing to the next level.
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August 26, 2025

Agency

Dawood Hussaini

It was amazing having a talk with Antoine. I really got some value to start my next steps with a much more clear plan to success. God willing we will see our growth potential come to life.

It was amazing having a talk with Antoine. I really got some value to start my next steps with a much more clear plan to success. God willing we will see our growth potential come to life.
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August 22, 2025

Agency

Marketing Ultimate Windows

Working With Jess, Scout and Amanda over the past few years has been really rewarding and we are always looking to make things better. the team are committed to our goals and always keen to share insights, advice and really work hard to make our business better.

Working With Jess, Scout and Amanda over the past few years has been really rewarding and we are always looking to make things better. the team are committed to our goals and always keen to share insights, advice and really work hard to make our business better.
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August 22, 2025

Agency

Julie Daniluk, RHN

Working with the KingKong team has been nothing short of exceptional, and I especially want to highlight the incredible contributions of Louis, our Facebook Ads Manager, and Joshua, our Digital Marketing Strategist.
From the very start of our campaign, both of them went above and beyond to ensure we were…Read More

Working with the KingKong team has been nothing short of exceptional, and I especially want to highlight the incredible contributions of Louis, our Facebook Ads Manager, and Joshua, our Digital Marketing Strategist.
From the very start of our campaign, both of them went above and beyond to ensure we were set up for success. We faced some early challenges with Facebook’s logistics, but Louis and Joshua put their heads down, worked tirelessly alongside us, and found solutions with professionalism and persistence. Their ability to overcome obstacles with grace and determination spoke volumes about their expertise and commitment.
What has impressed us most is their combination of technical mastery and genuine care. Joshua’s timely responses and thoughtful communication have made every interaction seamless, while Louis’s deep knowledge of Facebook Ads has consistently driven strong results. Together, they’ve been the perfect blend of strategic thinking and hands-on execution.
The results have been nothing short of outstanding. We’ve been seeing incredible cost per lead numbers, and the campaign is outperforming anything we could have ever imagined. Their work has exceeded our expectations at every turn.
Our meetings have always been effective, collaborative, and filled with insights that clearly demonstrate their expertise. Both Louis and Joshua are open to feedback, but they also bring forward proactive strategies that elevate the entire campaign. It truly feels like we’ve received far more value than we’ve given… a rare and wonderful experience in this industry.
On top of all that, they are simply wonderful people to work with. Their professionalism, dedication, and positive energy make them a cut above. The results speak for themselves, but just as importantly, the experience of working with them has been a joy.
I have nothing but praise for Louis, Joshua, and the whole KingKong team. If you’re looking for a team that combines world-class expertise with genuine commitment to your success, look no further.
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August 21, 2025

Agency

Charley Hoffman

I have been working with Joshua Banks from King Kong for about a month now and have been very impressed! He is responsive, knowledgable, and committed to the overall success of our business. I appreciate his transparency in terms of data and KPIs that our business can use to…Read More

I have been working with Joshua Banks from King Kong for about a month now and have been very impressed! He is responsive, knowledgable, and committed to the overall success of our business. I appreciate his transparency in terms of data and KPIs that our business can use to grow. Looking forward to working with Josh into the future!
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August 21, 2025

Agency

Guy Constable

Deoni and her team at King Kong have been absolutely fantastic to work with! They’ve helped us with our SEO and we’re already seeing incredible results. On top of that, they’ve set up a marketing campaign that we’re excited to launch next month, and the whole process has been…Read More

Deoni and her team at King Kong have been absolutely fantastic to work with! They’ve helped us with our SEO and we’re already seeing incredible results. On top of that, they’ve set up a marketing campaign that we’re excited to launch next month, and the whole process has been super smooth and efficient. The team is professional, responsive, and genuinely invested in our success. Highly recommend them if you’re looking for results-driven digital marketing support!
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August 21, 2025

Agency

Mick Breen

Ben Jones was a pleasure to talk to and gave me some awesome insight into where I am at and where to go forward.

Ben Jones was a pleasure to talk to and gave me some awesome insight into where I am at and where to go forward.
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August 14, 2025

Agency

Scott Robinson

Kieran was fantastic, great advice and explained the service perfectly. 100% recommend getting in touch with these guys ?

Kieran was fantastic, great advice and explained the service perfectly. 100% recommend getting in touch with these guys ?
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August 12, 2025

Agency

Matthew Gill

1 month in and have had an incredible experience with King Kong’s Quantum Growth. It is perfect for business owners such as myself. I look forward to seeing the results in the coming months, and the skills that will flow on for years to come. Thank you Sabri and…Read More

1 month in and have had an incredible experience with King Kong’s Quantum Growth. It is perfect for business owners such as myself. I look forward to seeing the results in the coming months, and the skills that will flow on for years to come. Thank you Sabri and team.
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August 11, 2025

Agency

Joshua Lange

Did a 1on 1 video session, very professional cold call – the absolute best I have received (out of at least 5 a week)
Fantastic company offering genuine and immense value with 0 pressure
Love the work!

Did a 1on 1 video session, very professional cold call – the absolute best I have received (out of at least 5 a week)
Fantastic company offering genuine and immense value with 0 pressure
Love the work!
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August 5, 2025

Agency

Jack Zoumaras

Professional, Over Every Detail, Elite Service Offering

Professional, Over Every Detail, Elite Service Offering
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August 1, 2025

Agency

Remus Fung

Had a really good experience with the advise and industry insights from my rep Kieren! He provided valuable resources tailored for my business and needs.

Had a really good experience with the advise and industry insights from my rep Kieren! He provided valuable resources tailored for my business and needs.
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July 31, 2025

Agency

Hobart Paintball

Kieran D, what a star! Very helpful insights for my business, straight to the point and honest! Thank YOU ?

Kieran D, what a star! Very helpful insights for my business, straight to the point and honest! Thank YOU ?
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July 30, 2025

Agency

Ibrahim Mohamad

Andrew Li you are great. Really helped out with all my questions and I’ll be sure to go with King Kong. Highly recommend.

Andrew Li you are great. Really helped out with all my questions and I’ll be sure to go with King Kong. Highly recommend.
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July 29, 2025

Agency

alex_s1001

I just had a 30-minute strategy session with KingKong Agency, and honestly – it was one of the most pleasant and professional conversations I’ve ever had with any company.
No hard selling, no pressure – just a clear, honest, and value-packed exchange.
Ramey was incredibly competent, friendly, and really knew what…Read More

I just had a 30-minute strategy session with KingKong Agency, and honestly – it was one of the most pleasant and professional conversations I’ve ever had with any company.
No hard selling, no pressure – just a clear, honest, and value-packed exchange.
Ramey was incredibly competent, friendly, and really knew what he was talking about. I’m definitely further along now than I was before the call.
5 stars without hesitation – highly recommended!
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July 29, 2025

Agency

Suze F

Georgie was so amazing with our onboarding session into KK. The whole team looking after our account is professional and next level in terms of understanding our needs and identifying key areas that need work and the road map to get there. Georgie went above and beyond and made…Read More

Georgie was so amazing with our onboarding session into KK. The whole team looking after our account is professional and next level in terms of understanding our needs and identifying key areas that need work and the road map to get there. Georgie went above and beyond and made us feel like we were in good hands.
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July 29, 2025

Agency

Natascha Taylor

I had a great chat with Antoine, he offered insightful and caring advice. He is attentive and inquisitive in a way that felt easy to open up to. Offering honest advice and encouragement. The trust is built, I’d encourage those curious about King Kong to take the call. I’ll…Read More

I had a great chat with Antoine, he offered insightful and caring advice. He is attentive and inquisitive in a way that felt easy to open up to. Offering honest advice and encouragement. The trust is built, I’d encourage those curious about King Kong to take the call. I’ll be in touch – thanks again!
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July 28, 2025

Agency

Dylan Piper

Just had a strategy call with Brandon from King Kong Marketing, genuinely one of the most valuable calls I’ve had. He gave real clarity on where we’re falling short as a business and what we actually need to be doing to grow. No BS, just solid advice and actionable…Read More

Just had a strategy call with Brandon from King Kong Marketing, genuinely one of the most valuable calls I’ve had. He gave real clarity on where we’re falling short as a business and what we actually need to be doing to grow. No BS, just solid advice and actionable steps. Super sharp guy, really appreciated the time and insight. Highly recommend.
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July 23, 2025

Agency

Glenn Parham

Met with Kieren Devisser, Digital Strategist. He provided excellent advice based on my business and recommended approaches moving forward. No hard sell & provided additional resources.

Met with Kieren Devisser, Digital Strategist. He provided excellent advice based on my business and recommended approaches moving forward. No hard sell & provided additional resources.
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July 23, 2025

Agency

Brandon Nel

Great service from Ben Jones

Great service from Ben Jones
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July 22, 2025

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SEO Trade Secrets Revealed
SEO Trade Secrets Revealed

“Finally! A Guaranteed, But ‘Weird’ New Way To Rank #1 On Google In 90 Days or Less”

A shockingly effective new and unique way to rank #1 on Google in the most competitive markets, for the most profitable search terms. Guaranteed!

Updated: 17th of May, 2026
Dear Business Builder,
If you would like a guaranteed way to FINALLY rank your business #1 on Google…
For the most valuable search terms in your market…
Then this will be the most exciting message you’ll ever read.
Here’s why:
Google rankings can make or break your business.
But SEO is old news, right?
It DIED… along with Panda, Penguin and the rest of them, right?

WRONG!
While Facebook and Instagram as advertising channels can’t be ignored…
The fact is, the #1 highest-converting…
Most valuable and profit exploding traffic on planet earth…
Comes from Google’s organic (free) listings…
And if you don’t show up on Google when your prospects search for what you’re selling, you may as well not exist at all.
Well… SEO is making a huge come back!
So if you’ve put all your eggs in the Facebook & Google Ads basket…
These alarming stats will likely scare the pants off you!..

The Average Cost Per Click On Google Ads Has Increased 244% In 4 Years!

And it’s not just Google.
The average CPC on Facebook has increased by 171% in the last 12 months.
And it’s expected to more than DOUBLE again this year!
And things are only going to get worse…
Because the price to advertise on these channels only ever goes one way… UP!
Now listen, maybe you’ve tried SEO in the past and have been raked over the coals and burnt to a crisp by filthy, lying SEO agency scumbags…
Who’ve sold you the world, and at best, delivered an atlas.
Or even if (by some miracle) they did indeed manage to get you ranking on page one of Google…
It was likely for some spurious keywords that got next to no traffic.
I.e. “Left-handed financial planners in New Jersey”.
*rolls eyes*
That’s just one of the dirty tricks these shady rug merchants use to rip you off!
You see…
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Most SEO Agencies Have It All Wrong!

They focus on rankings, pixie glitter, and not revenue.
Don’t get me wrong, rankings and traffic (and pixie glitter) are great…
But if those visitors don’t convert into actual dollars, it doesn’t matter.
Because you can’t take rankings to the bank, you can’t use them to pay your employees’ salaries…
You can’t use them to pay your overheads…
And you sure as hell can’t use them to buy yourself a shiny new range rover sport.
“Look honey, we rank #1 on Google!”
*wipes tear*
So listen up bucko, the only thing that matters is how much revenue and profit those rankings generate your business.
None of that other nonsense.
End of story.
Regardless of what so-called “SEO Experts” and “geeks” will tell you…
This is the truth.
Now It might sound blunt to the unaccustomed ear.
It might make us come across as brash, but that’s only because the brutal truth is so rarely spoken these days.
It’s like an ancient tribal language that most have forgotten how to speak.
Especially agencies.
Because they’re more concerned with making a quick buck, then they are about forming long-lasting business partnerships.
Anyhoo!
Maybe you’re thinking…

SEO Doesn’t Work Anymore And It’s Impossible To “Trick” Google Into Ranking Your Site

Or perhaps you’re telling yourself that SEO is just too hard..
So instead, you remain forking over mountains of cash to Google and Facebook… as they are “predictable”.
If so, you’re literally serving up your most valuable customers that are in “hunt mode”, specifically looking for your products and services…
To your competitors for easy pickings.
And you’re falling into the exact trap Google wants you to.
Yep, it’s all perfectly orchestrated…
Their never-ending algorithm updates and ticking time bombs have left you saying…
SEO is just waaaaaay too hard…
Lemme just withdraw all of my money in crisp $100 bills and throw it at Google.
It gets better… even if you are (or have done) SEO in the past, there’s a problem.
A big problem. Because the rules of SEO have dramatically changed.
The old strategies you (or your agency) previously used to rank your site on Google, will now likely get your website penalised in 2026.
So, if you thought you could simply just keep ‘putting out great 10X content’…
And get great rankings, think again.
Because that “SEO expert” you hired has just turned your website into a live minefield…
And…
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It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until Google’s Crawlers Find It And It Detonates!

Flatlining your traffic… Wiping your rankings off the face of the earth.
Why? Well, 99% of SEO agencies use shady tactics to rank websites, one of them being PBNs (Private Blog Networks).
This is where they have a network of private blogs, that offer no real value to the internet. They merely exist for the sake of placing links to their client’s websites.
(This is a cheap and nasty way of increasing rankings)
But even if you ask an SEO Agency if they use PBNs, they’ll lie straight to your face and say no…
Because which business owner in their right mind would hire them if they said they did?
They use PBNs because it’s a cheap and effective way to get websites ranking quickly.
That is of course, until the brightest minds and highest-paid engineers in the world at Google…
Uncover these rat nests of dodgy practices – that completely go against their guidelines…
And you get penalised.
Your website gets zipped up in a body bag and taken to the morgue.
And then, buried in the graveyard of other websites who have tried to “trick” Google.
The digital streets online are littered with bodies, who (mostly unknowingly) engaged this “black hat” shady stuff.
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What you’re about to discover will change the way you advertise on Google forever…

Updated: 16th of May, 2026
Dear Business Builder,
If you would like to know a FAST, simple and guaranteed way to truly explode your sales with Google Ads beyond all belief!…
Then this will be the most exciting message you’ll ever read.
Here’s why:
Over the last 24 months, our team has spent over $23 million dollars on Google Ads…
Here’s the proof:

And we’ve done this in over 1067 different industries and niches…
Using that $23 million to generate:
1,351,065,352 impressions
14,873,388 clicks
547,910 conversions
…And most importantly, help our clients generate $7.8 billion in sales!
All with ads. (very good ads).
Because look, when you spend that kinda money on ads – across so many different industries – you learn a lot.
About exactly what works, and what doesn’t.
Not theoretically what works, from some YouTube tutorials and courses.
Or from some guru with a bunch of “theories” pretending to be an “expert”.
No.
I’m talkin’ about NO-BS, battle-tested strategies from the frontlines of turning advertising into profit.
From a team who knows what it means to have to make campaigns profitable – because they’ve got a payroll to meet.
And listen, if you’ve been running ads for any length of time, this probably sounds familiar…

Every Time You Increase Your Budget CPLs and CPAs Skyrocket

ROAS drops through the floor…
Your once winning campaigns simply shit the bed.
And your bank account is left screaming for mercy.
While you’re left yelling at the sky…
“How is this possible?!”
Because your agency told you to “scale” your spend?
But now you’re second-guessing them…
So you hired a new business coach.
You found em’ on TheGumTree or Craiglist, right next to the iguanas and used fitness equipment.
They’re totally legit.
And even they can’t seem to make sense of all this.
So they tell you to invest in a new logo and start building a “personal brand”.
*gasp*
All this makes you wanna tear your hair out and throw your MacBook out the window.
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You Can’t Hit Your Growth Goals, So You “Normalize” This Level Of Sales Growth

Instead of where you actually wanna be.
You put it in the “too-hard basket”.
It’s a vicious and deadly cycle, that leads you down the road of building a mediocre company.
Well, I’ve got some good news for you…
I’m going to reveal, the fastest, simplest, and most certain way, for you to get as many customers as possible using Google ads.
And FINALLY hit or even exceed your wildest growth goals.
But please don’t take our word for it.
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It’s stories like these that (almost) make our eyes sweat.
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Make This one Change To Your Google Ads Account And You’ll 10X Your Results

This ONE THING will…
Increase quality scores
Lower CPCs
Lower CPLs/CPAs
And generate sky-high ROI!
Okay, ready?
Come closer, Listen.
Lemme show you how we do this.
More specifically, how we use this one tactic to “magically” scale ad spend and often make campaigns even more profitable!
So you can make some extra M-O-N-E-Y.
So you can buy more pistachios, protein shakes and deep tissue massages.
Alright, saddle up.
Here we go.
Step one…

Step One

When It Comes To Google Ads Everyone Has It All Wrong!

The first thing they do is…
Select a bunch of search terms – and then cram em’ all into one ad group.
“Financial planners Sydney” – I’ll add that
“Financial advisors Sydney” – yep, I’ll throw that one in also…
“Financial advice Sydney” – yea, why not? Let’s chuck that in there too!
This might seem innocent – but hear me when I say this….
This is the quickest and most certain way to murder your money!
Terrible idea… 1 star. Total crap. Would not recommend.
So, what exactly should you be doing….what is this “BIG Idea”?
Fear not, you greedy, little truth-seeker…
Here it is… and It’s what we call a S.K.A.G.
(Single Keyword Ad Groups)
And It’s where you put just one single keyword (search term) in an ad group.
Then, write one super-targeted ad for that specific keyword.
It’s a lotta work…but these little puppies drive Google wild!
And get ’em hotter than a honeymoon hotel room.
Why?
Well, they do exactly what it is that Google is optimizing for…
They provide its users (your prospects) with THE best experience possible.
Because they…
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Give Them Exactly What It Is They're Searching For

They’re laser-targeted and they convert better.
A lot better.
Giving you a higher quality score on your ads.
Google then (reluctantly) hands over…
Cheaper clicks… better ad placement… and “high intent” traffic.
Which = more pesos in your bank account.
More sunshine, rainbows, baby giggles and fun coupons.
Seriously.
But there’s a problem. A big one…
Hear me when I say this…
A lot of agencies are “okay” at what they do. Some are even “good”… But a select few are…elite.
So that’s exactly what kinda work they do… “okay”.
Their campaign structure is okay, their keyword selection is okay…their bid type is okay…
And their ad copy is, you guessed it…Okay.
But here’s the thing….
“Okay” just doesn’t cut it any more. It used to. When clicks were $0.20 a piece.
But now, it’s just too competitive online.
You need to be a stone-cold killer to make your campaigns profitable.
Which brings us to step two…
This is where everyone gets it wrong.
They don’t know how to write ads.
More specifically they don’t know what the purpose of an ad is.
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They Try And "Sell" People On The Ad Itself!

But it’s impossible to do that…
People can’t buy from the ad (yet).
So why try and do it?!
You see, your ad has one purpose, and that is to get people to CLICK!
Your ads must DEMAND attention.
They should be irresistible for your prospect to click (not buy).
And with the majority of searches now being done on smart phones.
Your prospects are more distracted than ever….
They’re just one click away from their Facebook feed = dogs wearing shoes and half-naked super-models on instagram.
Don’t be boring, boring doesn’t stand out and demand attention!
Boring doesn’t get clicks.
Boring murders your ROI.
So, that means NO more ad copy with…
“Established in 1961….”
“We’ve got the biggest range and best prices”
“speak with our expert team of professionals”…
*yawn*
That’s a snoozer.
And hear me when I say this…

Brand Experience

Step Three

On Google 2% Of The Advertisers Get 50% Of The Traffic

In other words, it’s a ‘winner takes all’ game.
And this brings us to step three.
This one is not so much about the ads themselves.
But the landing page you send the people who click them to…
Now listen, selling is like seduction.
And seduction works best if there’s a little foreplay.
It’s not about HOW you ask for the sale, it’s about WHEN you ask for it!
And most people go straight for it on their ads…or their landing page.
This is a bit like….walking up to a complete stranger in the street and asking them to marry you.
And that strategy is about as effective as an umbrella in a sandstorm.
But then they wonder why they can’t get their ads to work…

And They Wonder Why No One’s Buying!

You see, just like in a relationship….
There is a series of steps that you must take a prospect through to get them to buy.
But most business owners are blindly obsessed with trying to make a sale and the whole “closing the deal” part…
That they completely ignore the series of steps it takes to convert a stranger from “click” to a paying client.
They think everybody wants what they’re selling…
“We’ve got the biggest range and the best service”
“Come and buy our stuff!”
“Get a quote”, “Speak with our team”, “BUY, BUY, BUY!”
Instead, you gotta start with something that’s less threatening.
(Don’t believe us? Look at your conversion rates
*wink*)
Because you need a little romance.
And what we’ve found (from spending millions on ads) is that the best way to do that is by using something we call a “HVCO”.
A High-Value Content Offer.
Which is, a little low-commitment offer for a request for “more information”.
This gets your prospect to raise their hand – in a sea of people – to identify themselves as being interested in what you’re selling.
But look, this page is getting long…
And these are just 3 of 12 steps we use to unlock hidden pockets of profit from ANY Google Ads account.
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The dirtiest and most costly Google Ads mistakes you’re probably making right now
How to only bid on keywords that result in sales (not just conversions)
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The little-known Google Ad “hack” that can boost sales by 422%
How to steal market share from your competition, even if you have a smaller budget
How to have your ad constantly in the #1 spot while bidding less than the competition
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We’ve got something special for you (if you qualify)…
Which I’ll get to in a second…
But first, look… we know you’ve tried running ads with another agency…
We know you’ve been promised the world…
And we know you’ve been raked over the coals by their empty promises…
And if you close your eyes, you can still kinda feel the burn.
So rather than spend our time and resources trying to convince you we’re different, from these shady agencies.
For a limited time, we’ve decided to risk our own money to SHOW YOU we’re different.
That’s right…We’re the only agency confident (or crazy) enough to actually guarantee results or we don’t get paid
So you can rest easy, knowing we both have skin-in-the-game.
Sound fair? Thought so…good!
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We’ve been in the game for 7 years, which is like five-thousand years online….
Not only that, but we’ve also been ranked as the #1 fastest growing digital agency in Australia for several years in a row.
And the 17th fastest growing company across all industries by the Australian Financial Review.
And more importantly, a bunch of our clients have also been ranked as the fastest-growing companies in their respective industries.
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This isn’t just another “strategy session” (*cough* sales pitch), with some dumb-dumb…
Who knows nothing about what it truly takes to dominate the competition on Google.
No.
Or is it some high-pressure sales pitch masquerading as a strategy session.
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Here’s why:
Over the last 24 months, our team has spent over $15 million dollars on Facebook Ads…
Here’s the proof:

And we’ve done this in over 1067 different industries and niches.
Using that $15 million to help generate our clients $7.8 billion in sales.
All with ads.
And look, when you spend that kinda dough on ads – in so many different industries – you learn a lot.
About exactly what works, and what doesn’t.
Not theoretically what works.
From some YouTube tutorials and courses.
Or from some guru with a bunch of “theories” pretending to be an “expert”.
No.
I’m talkin’ about NO-BS, battle-tested strategies from the frontlines of turning advertising into profit.
From a team who knows what it means to have to make ad campaigns profitable – because they’ve got a payroll to meet.
You see, here’s how we think of investing money on ads – as soldiers – we send them out to war every day…
And we want them to take prisoners and come home, so there’s more of them.
And listen, if you’ve been running ads for any length of time, this probably sounds familiar…

Every Time You Scale Your Winning Campaigns They Shit The Bed

ROAS drops through the floor…
CPLs and CPAs skyrocket.
And fewer money soldiers return to camp.
Bringing your bank account to its knees pleading for mercy.
All this makes you wanna tear your hair out and throw your MacBook out the window.
So you pull back on ad spend because your ROI is burning quicker than a crop fire.
This all means that you can’t hit your growth goals and you “normalize” this new level of sales growth.
Instead of where you truly wanna be. You put it in the too-hard basket.
It’s a vicious and deadly cycle, that leads you down the road of building a mediocre company.
Well, we’ve got some good news for you…
We’re going to reveal, the fastest, simplest, and most certain way, for you to get as many customers as possible using Facebook ads.
And FINALLY hit or even exceed your wildest growth goals.
But, please, don’t take our word for it…Here is the money-multiplying…..
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Proof!

It’s stories like these that (almost) make our eyes sweat.
Okay, enough of that….
Let’s talk about the actual ads.
More specifically…
How to take your ads manager… and turn it into a majestical place…
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A Place Where The Zucks Loves To Come And Visit

Bringing you all types of gifts, like:
Lower CPMs
Lower CPCs
Lower CPAs
And sky-high ROI!
This place is not fictional.
It exists.
Come closer. Listen, lemme show you how to get there.
More specifically, how to scale ad spend to the moon and maintain profitability.
So you can make some extra M-O-N-E-Y.
So you can buy things. Expensive things…
Like Dyson fans and Aesop hand cream…. and weird flavoured juice combinations.
Yep, we’re going to reveal, the fastest, simplest, and most certain way, for you to get as many customers as possible using Facebook Ads.
Alright, saddle up.
Here we go…

Step One

When It Comes To Facebook Ads Everyone Has It All Wrong!

The first thing they focus on is the image.
They get all…“we have to make it POP!”
And they commit the worst advertising sin of all…
They make their ads, well…look like ads!!!
Hear me when I say this…
Don’t make your ads look like ads.
Instead, make them look like the content that people are ALREADY consuming on Facebook.
Otherwise, you won’t cut through the sales resistance, scepticism and noise on the platform…
Created by all the other ads screaming for your prospect’s attention.
This is how we ‘tickle the pixel’ and give the Zuck sunshine, rainbows and baby giggles…
And he rewards us with better ad inventory.
Better placement in the newsfeed.
Cheaper CPMs…resulting in cheaper traffic.
Higher quality traffic.
Better buyers….
And higher ROI.
Okay, now… this brings us to step 2….

Brand Experience

Step Two

When it comes to targeting, Facebook’s algorithm is smart

Very smart.
Let it figure it out.
(Trust me, they will.)
But most people suffocate the pixel.
They get all OCD….
Must be 31 to 34 years old.
Married with 2.3 children.
Drive a Range Rover Sport.
And live in the Northern Beaches in Sydney.
And like almond milk cappuccinos and Kanye West.
Seriously, relax.
Give them some room to work.
Their algorithm knows where the buyers are hiding…
And will find them for you.
Truuuuust me.
(I really shouldn’t be teaching you this for so little money *cough* free!).
But hold up, bucko.
I’m not done.

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Step Three

This Is The Missing Piece Of The Puzzle...

It’s the secret sauce.
And it all comes down to the words you use in your ads.
That’s right.
The copy.
When you get the words right, everything is cheaper.
Usually, a lot cheaper.
CPMs are stunningly lower.
Your cost per click drops.
Leads are cheaper.
And, as a result…
Your cost to get a customer is cheaper.
MUCH cheaper.
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When it’s engaging, of course.
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