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[IMG: Scooter Braun Tries to Pull an ‘I Don’t Know Her’ on Taylor Swift]

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[IMG: Judge Rules the Government Must Pry Trump’s Name off the Kennedy Center in Next Two Weeks]

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[IMG: Louisiana Approves New Voting Map Eliminating a Majority-Black District]

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Louisiana Approves New Voting Map Eliminating a Majority-Black District
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[IMG: Your Wildest Spring Break Story]

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[IMG: The Disgusting Food You Loved To Eat as a Kid]

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[IMG: Your First Job Horror Stories]

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[IMG: The War Against Inflation Would Nearly Be Over If Not for Trump]

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[IMG: Emilia Clarke Can]

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[IMG: Keke Palmer Delightfully Derails Actress Roundtable by Bringing up]

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[IMG: Two Thirds of the Freedom 250 Performers Have Now Fled MAGA’s July 4 Festival in DC]

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[IMG: White House Proves It Can Even Make]

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[IMG: California Chemical Plant That Threatened to Explode Was Making F-35 Parts for America’s Forever Wars]

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[IMG: Trump’s $55 ‘Patriotic’ Hats Are Missing Two States, Because MAGA Math Is Hard]

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[IMG: Trump Admin Removed Treasury Official After She Objected to Printing $250 Bill with Trump’s Face]

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[IMG: The U.S. Senate Battlegrounds in 2026: 12 Races to Watch in the Midterms]

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[IMG: CBS News Officially Fires Sharyn Alfonsi and 60 Minutes Head Tanya Simon]

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[IMG: Is There Anything More Foul than Siccing the Justice Department on Your Own Sexual Abuse Victim?]

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[IMG: Can a Woman Wear a Babydoll Dress in Peace?]

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[IMG: Australia’s Top Anti-Abortion Idiot Tried to Use a Picture of Sugar Gliders to Promote her Anti-Abortion Messaging]

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[IMG: Uhhh Guys, the President’s Fantasizing About Wiping Out Iran Again]

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[IMG: 23 Dem. Attorneys General Snub JD Vance’s Anti-Fraud Meeting]

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[IMG: Amanda Batula and West Wilson Have Fled the Country]

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[IMG: Data Centers Just Keep Getting More Massive and Apocalyptic]

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[IMG: Trump’s Cabinet Has Entered Full Suck-Up Mode]

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[IMG: Talking Animals are Now on the Same Shitlist as Chris Pratt]

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[IMG: Checking In on Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenner]

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[IMG: I Tried Dunkin’s New]

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[IMG: Comment of the Week: ‘If Only the White House Beehive had a Large Enough Ballroom...’]

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[IMG: Dull the Horror of Pointless War This Memorial Day with a Classic Boilermaker]

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[IMG: My 17-Minute Battle to Retrieve Drugstore Deodorant From the Plexiglass Prison]

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[IMG: Good Riddance to Jared Polis, America]

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[IMG: Donald Trump Will Give His Son the Greatest Gift of All: Skipping His Wedding]

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[IMG: Planned Parenthood Launches Advance-Order Abortion Pills Program in Two States]

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[IMG: There]

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[IMG: Mike Johnson, Being ‘Fully Transparent,’ Says He Doesn’t Know Where Tom Kean is]

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[IMG: Behold Ciara Miller’s Revenge Dress]

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[IMG: Anti-Abortion Extremists Could Get Taxpayer-Funded Payouts Under Trump’s New Fund]

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[IMG: Stephen Colbert, Paul McCartney, and a Bunch of Famous Friends Bid a Fond Farewell to The Late Show]

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[IMG: Doctors Say the Axing of USAID Has Already Cost Lives in Latest Ebola Outbreak]

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[IMG: RFK Jr. Brags About Being ‘Around a Lot of Young Girls All the Time’]

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[IMG: Chelsea Handler Calls Shane Gillis]

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[IMG: Get Out of Here with Your So-Called “London Pizza”]

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[IMG: Maybe the Eighth Anniversary Gift Theme Is]

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[IMG: Iowa Implements Flurry of Setbacks to Repro Health and Cancer Prevention]

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[IMG: 15 Years Ago, Adele Won a Huge Year in Pop]

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[IMG: Man Jailed 37 Days for Single Trump Meme Wins $835,000 Settlement]

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[IMG: Oh Good, Sen. Tim Kaine Weighed In on the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce Prenup Discourse]

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[IMG: A Shuttered MAGA Brewery Wants $50 Million from Its Haters in a Lawsuit over Hurt Feelings]

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[IMG: The Blue Wave Misses Big on Georgia’s Supreme Court]

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[IMG: A 104-Year Incumbent Streak in Georgia Continues]

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[IMG: Of Course it’s Women Who Broke a Seven-Year Dry Spell Between North and South Korea]

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[IMG: Mindy Kaling Understands Why We All Think That About Her And B.J. Novak]

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[IMG: Virginia Is Taking Action to Keep ICE Agents Away from Polling Places Before the Midterms]

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[IMG: Enjoy Your Toxic Water!]

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[IMG: The Underwhelming Tale of the SKIMS Cocaine Smuggler]

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[IMG: Guy in Charge of Releasing Epstein Files Says ‘I Don’t Understand What]

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[IMG: Literally No One Wants to Watch Diet Fox News]

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[IMG: ICYMI, the Trump Admin Wants to Create a Slush Fund for Trump’s Biggest Suck-Ups]

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[IMG: A Digital Museum of John Travolta’s 2026 Cannes Berets]

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[IMG: Spain Will Feel the $65 Million Wrath of Shakira]

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[IMG: Jon Stewart tries to wring some ad

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[IMG: Louisiana Approves New Voting Map Eliminating a Majority-Black District]

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[IMG: The War Against Inflation Would Nearly Be Over If Not for Trump]

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[IMG: Emilia Clarke Can]

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[IMG: Keke Palmer Delightfully Derails Actress Roundtable by Bringing up]

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[IMG: Scooter Braun Tries to Pull an ‘I Don’t Know Her’ on Taylor Swift]

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[IMG: Two Thirds of the Freedom 250 Performers Have Now Fled MAGA’s July 4 Festival in DC]

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[IMG: White House Proves It Can Even Make]

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[IMG: Trump’s $55 ‘Patriotic’ Hats Are Missing Two States, Because MAGA Math Is Hard]

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[IMG: Trump Admin Removed Treasury Official After She Objected to Printing $250 Bill with Trump’s Face]

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[IMG: The U.S. Senate Battlegrounds in 2026: 12 Races to Watch in the Midterms]

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[IMG: CBS News Officially Fires Sharyn Alfonsi and 60 Minutes Head Tanya Simon]

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[IMG: Is There Anything More Foul than Siccing the Justice Department on Your Own Sexual Abuse Victim?]

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[IMG: Can a Woman Wear a Babydoll Dress in Peace?]

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[IMG: Australia’s Top Anti-Abortion Idiot Tried to Use a Picture of Sugar Gliders to Promote her Anti-Abortion Messaging]

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[IMG: The Vibecession Is Entirely Rational]

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[IMG: 23 Dem. Attorneys General Snub JD Vance’s Anti-Fraud Meeting]

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[IMG: Amanda Batula and West Wilson Have Fled the Country]

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[IMG: Data Centers Just Keep Getting More Massive and Apocalyptic]

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[IMG: Trump’s Cabinet Has Entered Full Suck-Up Mode]

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[IMG: By the Powers of Gandalf and the Pope, a Holy War Has Been Declared on AI]

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[IMG: Ken Paxton]

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[IMG: Texas Woman Jailed for Daring to Post Photos of Her Small Town’s Brown Tap Water]

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[IMG: Lisa Rinna Would Kindly Request You Don]

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[IMG: Talking Animals are Now on the Same Shitlist as Chris Pratt]

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[IMG: Checking In on Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenner]

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[IMG: I Tried Dunkin’s New]

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[IMG: Comment of the Week: ‘If Only the White House Beehive had a Large Enough Ballroom...’]

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[IMG: Dull the Horror of Pointless War This Memorial Day with a Classic Boilermaker]

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[IMG: My 17-Minute Battle to Retrieve Drugstore Deodorant From the Plexiglass Prison]

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[IMG: Good Riddance to Jared Polis, America]

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[IMG: Donald Trump Will Give His Son the Greatest Gift of All: Skipping His Wedding]

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[IMG: Planned Parenthood Launches Advance-Order Abortion Pills Program in Two States]

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[IMG: There]

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[IMG: Mike Johnson, Being ‘Fully Transparent,’ Says He Doesn’t Know Where Tom Kean is]

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[IMG: Behold Ciara Miller’s Revenge Dress]

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[IMG: Stephen Colbert, Paul McCartney, and a Bunch of Famous Friends Bid a Fond Farewell to The Late Show]

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[IMG: Get Out of Here with Your So-Called “London Pizza”]

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