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Epitaph Records
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HOMEPAGE Epitaph Records Store | Vinyl, Apparel & More (https://epitaph.com)
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Shop the official Epitaph Records store – exclusive vinyl, apparel & merch from your favorite punk, rock, and alternative artists. Limited editions, new arrivals, worldwide shipping.
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HOMEPAGE (https://epitaph.com) Epitaph Records Store | Vinyl, Apparel & More
[H2] Breakkaway Run away with me • Out Now Stream Now [H2] Sleep Theory Afterglow • Out Now Shop Now [H2] Death Lens What's Left Now? • Out Now Shop Now [IMG: Death Lens] [H2] Mannequin Pussy I Got Heaven • Out Now Shop Now [H2] Joyce Manor I Used To Go To This Bar • Out Now Shop Now [IMG: Joyce Manor] [H2] LEAP Entropy • Out Now Shop Now [H2] New Arrivals Shop All All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP & T-Shirt Bundle [IMG: All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP & T-Shirt Bundle] Vendor: Architects [H3] All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP & T-Shirt Bundle Regular price $49.99 Sale price $49.99 Regular price $59.98 Unit price / per Shop Now Everything I Ever Saw LP (Sunburst Splash) [IMG: Everything I Ever Saw LP (Sunburst Splash)] Vendor: The Menzingers [H3] Everything I Ever Saw LP (Sunburst Splash) Regular price $26.99 Sale price $26.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Hum of Hurt LP (Night Terror) [IMG: Hum of Hurt LP (Night Terror)] Vendor: Converge [H3] Hum of Hurt LP (Night Terror) Regular price $29.99 Sale price $29.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Born to Kill 2xLP (Black) [IMG: Born to Kill 2xLP (Black)] Vendor: Social Distortion [H3] Born to Kill 2xLP (Black) Regular price $29.99 Sale price $29.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now New Self LP (Black) [IMG: New Self LP (Black)] Vendor: The Bobby Lees [H3] New Self LP (Black) Regular price $23.99 Sale price $23.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Broken Mirror & Everything Ends (Remixes) 7" (Coke Bottle Clear) [IMG: Broken Mirror & Everything Ends (Remixes) 7] Vendor: Architects [H3] Broken Mirror & Everything Ends (Remixes) 7" (Coke Bottle Clear) Regular price $14.99 Sale price $14.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now There's No Sympathy for the Dead 12" EP (Translucent Red) [IMG: There] Vendor: Escape The Fate [H3] There's No Sympathy for the Dead 12" EP (Translucent Red) Regular price $25.99 Sale price $25.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now What's Left Now? LP (Translucent Orange) [IMG: What] Vendor: Death Lens [H3] What's Left Now? LP (Translucent Orange) Regular price $27.99 Sale price $27.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now [H2] Featured Items Epitaph Records Logo Hoodie (Black) [IMG: Model wearing Epitaph Records Logo Hoodie (Black)] Vendor: Epitaph Records [H3] Epitaph Records Logo Hoodie (Black) Regular price $55.00 Sale price $55.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now ...IS YOUR FRIEND T-Shirt (White) [IMG: ...IS YOUR FRIEND T-Shirt (White)] Vendor: Drain [H3] ...IS YOUR FRIEND T-Shirt (White) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Leopard T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: Leopard T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Social Distortion [H3] Leopard T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now [H2] Album Cover T-Shirts Shop All Everything Sucks T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: Everything Sucks T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Descendents [H3] Everything Sucks T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now No Control T-Shirt (White) [IMG: No Control T-Shirt (White)] Vendor: Bad Religion [H3] No Control T-Shirt (White) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Dying Is Your Latest Fashion T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: Dying Is Your Latest Fashion T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Escape The Fate [H3] Dying Is Your Latest Fashion T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now How Could Hell Be Any Worse? T-Shirt (Red) [IMG: How Could Hell Be Any Worse? T-Shirt (Red)] Vendor: Bad Religion [H3] How Could Hell Be Any Worse? T-Shirt (Red) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now III: Ghost Tigers Rise T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: III: Ghost Tigers Rise T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Tiger Army [H3] III: Ghost Tigers Rise T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now A Fight and a Crash T-Shirt (Hemp Green) [IMG: A Fight and a Crash T-Shirt (Hemp Green)] Vendor: Hot Water Music [H3] A Fight and a Crash T-Shirt (Hemp Green) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now The Distillers T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: The Distillers T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: The Distillers [H3] The Distillers T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Generator T-Shirt (Bay Green) [IMG: Generator T-Shirt (Bay Green)] Vendor: Bad Religion [H3] Generator T-Shirt (Bay Green) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now [H2] Featured Artists [IMG: DRAIN] [H3] DRAIN DRAIN [IMG: Joyce Manor] [H3] Joyce Manor Joyce Manor [IMG: Pool Kids] [H3] Pool Kids Pool Kids [IMG: Magnolia Park] [H3] Magnolia Park Magnolia Park [IMG: Soul Glo] [H3] Soul Glo Soul Glo [IMG: Nevertel] [H3] Nevertel Nevertel [IMG: Split Chain] [H3] Split Chain Split Chain [IMG: The Menzingers] [H3] The Menzingers The Menzingers [IMG: Bad Religion] [H3] Bad Religion Bad Religion [IMG: NOFX] [H3] NOFX NOFX [IMG: Rancid] [H3] Rancid Rancid [IMG: Social Distortion] [H3] Social Distortion Social Distortion
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SUB-PAGE (https://epitaph.com/collections/music/) Music – Epitaph Records
Showing 570 of 570 products Clear all Entropy CD [IMG: Entropy CD] [IMG: Entropy CD Disc] Vendor: LEAP [H3] Entropy CD Regular price $13.99 Sale price $13.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now There's No Sympathy for the Dead 12" EP (Translucent Red) [IMG: There] [IMG: There] Vendor: Escape The Fate [H3] There's No Sympathy for the Dead 12" EP (Translucent Red) Regular price $25.99 Sale price $25.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Everything I Ever Saw CD [IMG: Everything I Ever Saw CD] Vendor: The Menzingers [H3] Everything I Ever Saw CD Regular price $14.99 Sale price $14.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Everything I Ever Saw LP (Black) [IMG: Everything I Ever Saw LP (Black)] Vendor: The Menzingers [H3] Everything I Ever Saw LP (Black) Regular price $23.99 Sale price $23.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Everything I Ever Saw LP (Sunburst Splash) [IMG: Everything I Ever Saw LP (Sunburst Splash)] Vendor: The Menzingers [H3] Everything I Ever Saw LP (Sunburst Splash) Regular price $26.99 Sale price $26.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Broken Mirror & Everything Ends (Remixes) 7" (Coke Bottle Clear) [IMG: Broken Mirror & Everything Ends (Remixes) 7] [IMG: Broken Mirror & Everything Ends (Remixes) 7] Vendor: Architects [H3] Broken Mirror & Everything Ends (Remixes) 7" (Coke Bottle Clear) Regular price $14.99 Sale price $14.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now There's No Sympathy for the Dead 12" EP (Clear Black Marble) [IMG: There] [IMG: There] Sold Out Vendor: Escape The Fate [H3] There's No Sympathy for the Dead 12" EP (Clear Black Marble) Regular price $26.99 Sale price $26.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Baku's Revenge LP (Eco Mix) [IMG: Baku] Vendor: Magnolia Park [H3] Baku's Revenge LP (Eco Mix) Regular price $26.99 Sale price $26.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now No Obligation LP (Eco Mix) [IMG: No Obligation LP (Eco Mix)] Vendor: The Linda Lindas [H3] No Obligation LP (Eco Mix) Regular price $26.99 Sale price $26.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Hum of Hurt LP (Night Terror) [IMG: Hum of Hurt LP (Night Terror)] Vendor: Converge [H3] Hum of Hurt LP (Night Terror) Regular price $29.99 Sale price $29.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Hum of Hurt CD [IMG: Hum of Hurt CD] Vendor: Converge [H3] Hum of Hurt CD Regular price $18.99 Sale price $18.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP & T-Shirt Bundle [IMG: All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP & T-Shirt Bundle] [IMG: All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP] Vendor: Architects [H3] All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP & T-Shirt Bundle Regular price $49.99 Sale price $49.99 Regular price $59.98 Unit price / per Shop Now For Those That Wish To Exist At Abbey Road 2xLP (Clear) [IMG: For Those That Wish To Exist At Abbey Road 2xLP (Clear)] Vendor: Architects [H3] For Those That Wish To Exist At Abbey Road 2xLP (Clear) Regular price $31.99 Sale price $31.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Sorry, Mom CD [IMG: Sorry, Mom CD] Vendor: Destroy Boys [H3] Sorry, Mom CD Regular price $13.99 Sale price $13.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Fake Names CD [IMG: Fake Names CD] Vendor: Fake Names [H3] Fake Names CD Regular price $13.99 Sale price $13.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Stories And Alibis CD [IMG: Stories And Alibis CD] Vendor: Matchbook Romance [H3] Stories And Alibis CD Regular price $13.99 Sale price $13.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP (Black) [IMG: All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP (Black)] [IMG: All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP (Black) Disc] Vendor: Architects [H3] All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us (Anniversary Reissue) LP (Black) Regular price $24.99 Sale price $24.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now New Self CD [IMG: New Self CD] Vendor: The Bobby Lees [H3] New Self CD Regular price $13.99 Sale price $13.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now New Self LP (Black) [IMG: New Self LP (Black)] Vendor: The Bobby Lees [H3] New Self LP (Black) Regular price $23.99 Sale price $23.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Born to Kill 2xLP (Black) [IMG: Born to Kill 2xLP (Black)] [IMG: Born to Kill 2xLP (Black) Side A] Vendor: Social Distortion [H3] Born to Kill 2xLP (Black) Regular price $29.99 Sale price $29.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Born to Kill CD [IMG: Born to Kill CD] [IMG: Born to Kill CD Disc] Vendor: Social Distortion [H3] Born to Kill CD Regular price $14.99 Sale price $14.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now How I Spent My Summer Vacation LP (Black) [IMG: How I Spent My Summer Vacation LP (Black)] Vendor: The Bouncing Souls [H3] How I Spent My Summer Vacation LP (Black) Regular price $23.99 Sale price $23.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Anchors Aweigh LP (Black) [IMG: Anchors Aweigh LP (Black)] Vendor: The Bouncing Souls [H3] Anchors Aweigh LP (Black) Regular price $23.99 Sale price $23.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now After The Party CD [IMG: After The Party CD] Vendor: The Menzingers [H3] After The Party CD Regular price $13.99 Sale price $13.99 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now
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Daredevils Day Of Contempt Dead Fucking Last Death By Stereo Deviates Devil's Brigade Division Of Laura Lee Dolo Tonight DOOM REGULATOR Down By Law Downset DREGG [H3] E Error [H3] F F-Minus Farewell Fleshtones FRED [H3] G Gallows Gas Huffer Get Up Kids Give 'Em The Boot Green Day Guttermouth Guy Smiley [H3] H H2O Heartsounds Heavens Heideroosjes Hell Is For Heroes Helmet [H3] I I Against I I Am Ghost Ikara Colt I Killed The Prom Queen Indii G. Insted I Set My Friends On Fire [H3] J Jackass 3D Jakobs Castle Jamie T. Joshua Roberts [H3] K KidsNextDoor King Django [H3] L Liberator Little Kings Looking Up LOWLIFE [H3] M Madball Midget Handjob Mouthwash [H3] N New Bomb Turks New Found Glory Nikola Sarcevic Noam Chomsky No Fun At All Now And On Earth [H3] O Obey The Brave Our Last Night [H3] P Pietasters plxntkid Poison Idea Pulley [H3] R Randy RebUke Red Aunts Rich Kids On LSD Roll The Tanks Rosie Thorne Royale Lynn Ruth Ruth [H3] S sadeyes Sage Francis Satanic Surfers Scatter The Ashes Second Thoughts Seeing Eye Gods Settle Shy Kidx Sing It Loud Skip The Foreplay Smrtdeath SNFU sophie meiers Story Of The Year Straightfaced Street Dogs Sugarcult Suicide Girls Survive This! [H3] T Ten Foot Pole Terrorgruppe The All-American Rejects The Blackout The Business The Calamatix The Color of Violence The Cramps The Crew The Donnas The Dwarves The Ghost Of A Thousand The Higher The Humpers The International Noise Conspiracy The Joykiller The Lost Patrol The Matches The Nerve Agents The Robocop Kraus The Slackers The Sound of Animals Fighting The Special Goodness Thelonious Monster This City Too Close To Touch Total Chaos Tricky T.S.O.L. Turbonegro [H3] U UNDECLINABLE Union 13 Unsound U.S. Bombs U.S. Roughnecks [H3] V Vandals Vanna Veara Vision Voice Of A Generation Voodoo Glow Skulls [H3] W Wayne Kramer We Are Radio Noi$e [H3] Y You Me At Six Youth Group [H3] Z Zeke Zen Guerilla
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SUB-PAGE (https://epitaph.com/collections/apparel/) Apparel – Epitaph Records
Showing 173 of 173 products Clear all motionblur T-Shirt (White) [IMG: motionblur T-Shirt (White)] Vendor: Split Chain [H3] motionblur T-Shirt (White) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Idle Will Kill T-Shirt (Watermelon) [IMG: Idle Will Kill T-Shirt (Watermelon)] Vendor: Osker [H3] Idle Will Kill T-Shirt (Watermelon) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Wait for Love T-Shirt (Moss Green) [IMG: Wait for Love T-Shirt (Moss Green)] Vendor: Pianos Become The Teeth [H3] Wait for Love T-Shirt (Moss Green) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Keep You T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: Keep You] Vendor: Pianos Become The Teeth [H3] Keep You T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Idle Will Kill T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: Idle Will Kill T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Osker [H3] Idle Will Kill T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now III: Ghost Tigers Rise T-Shirt (Gray) [IMG: III: Ghost Tigers Rise T-Shirt (Gray)] Vendor: Tiger Army [H3] III: Ghost Tigers Rise T-Shirt (Gray) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now III: Ghost Tigers Rise T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: III: Ghost Tigers Rise T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Tiger Army [H3] III: Ghost Tigers Rise T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Kiss My Super Bowl Ring T-Shirt (Brown) [IMG: Kiss My Super Bowl Ring T-Shirt (Brown)] Vendor: The Garden [H3] Kiss My Super Bowl Ring T-Shirt (Brown) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Kiss My Super Bowl Ring T-Shirt (White) [IMG: Kiss My Super Bowl Ring T-Shirt (White)] Vendor: The Garden [H3] Kiss My Super Bowl Ring T-Shirt (White) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now The Bouncing Souls T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: The Bouncing Souls T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: The Bouncing Souls [H3] The Bouncing Souls T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now I Am the Movie T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: I Am the Movie T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Motion City Soundtrack [H3] I Am the Movie T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now For Monkeys T-Shirt (Purple) [IMG: For Monkeys T-Shirt (Purple)] Vendor: Millencolin [H3] For Monkeys T-Shirt (Purple) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Life on a Plate T-Shirt (White) [IMG: Life on a Plate T-Shirt (White)] Vendor: Millencolin [H3] Life on a Plate T-Shirt (White) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Life on a Plate T-Shirt (Blue) [IMG: Life on a Plate T-Shirt (Blue)] Vendor: Millencolin [H3] Life on a Plate T-Shirt (Blue) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Heroine T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: Heroine T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: From First To Last [H3] Heroine T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Heroine T-Shirt (White) [IMG: Heroine T-Shirt (White)] Vendor: From First To Last [H3] Heroine T-Shirt (White) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now The Drug in Me Is You T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: The Drug in Me Is You T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Falling In Reverse [H3] The Drug in Me Is You T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Hypercaffium Spazzinate T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: Hypercaffium Spazzinate T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Descendents [H3] Hypercaffium Spazzinate T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Hypercaffium Spazzinate T-Shirt (Gray) [IMG: Hypercaffium Spazzinate T-Shirt (Gray)] Vendor: Descendents [H3] Hypercaffium Spazzinate T-Shirt (Gray) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Suffer T-Shirt (Light Blue) [IMG: Suffer T-Shirt (Light Blue)] Vendor: Bad Religion [H3] Suffer T-Shirt (Light Blue) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now How Could Hell Be Any Worse? T-Shirt (Black) [IMG: How Could Hell Be Any Worse? T-Shirt (Black)] Vendor: Bad Religion [H3] How Could Hell Be Any Worse? T-Shirt (Black) Regular price $35.00 Sale price $35.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Epitaph Records Logo Hoodie (Black) [IMG: Epitaph Records Logo Hoodie (Black)] Vendor: Epitaph Records [H3] Epitaph Records Logo Hoodie (Black) Regular price $55.00 Sale price $55.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Teardrop Emblem Hoodie (Black) [IMG: Teardrop Emblem Hoodie (Black)] Vendor: Epitaph Records [H3] Teardrop Emblem Hoodie (Black) Regular price $55.00 Sale price $55.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now Tombstone Logo Hoodie (Black) [IMG: Tombstone Logo Hoodie (Black)] Vendor: Epitaph Records [H3] Tombstone Logo Hoodie (Black) Regular price $55.00 Sale price $55.00 Regular price Unit price / per Shop Now
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🛡️ Trust Signals — reviews, proof links, trust-theatre flag (Trust & Proof)
732Review mentions (all pages)
4External proof links (all pages)
| Page | Reviews | Proof links |
|---|---|---|
| / (home) | 183 | 1 |
| /collections/music/ | 183 | 1 |
| /pages/artists/ | 183 | 1 |
| /collections/apparel/ | 183 | 1 |
🔗 Identity & Technical Layer — schema JSON-LD: identity chains, entity gaps (Identity & Authority)
Homepage schema
[
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "BreadcrumbList",
"itemListElement": [
{
"@type": "ListItem",
"position": 1,
"name": "Home",
"item": "https://www.epitaph.com"
}
]
},
{
"@context": "http://schema.org",
"@type": "Organization",
"name": "Epitaph Records",
"logo": "https:files/horizontal_logo.png",
"sameAs": [
"https://twitter.com/EpitaphRecords",
"https://www.facebook.com/EpitaphRecords",
"https://www.instagram.com/epitaphrecords",
"https://www.youtube.com/@epitaph"
],
"url": "https://www.epitaph.com"
},
{
"@context": "http://schema.org",
"@type": "WebSite",
"name": "Epitaph Records",
"potentialAction": {
"@type": "SearchAction",
"target": "https://www.epitaph.com/search?q={search_term_string}",
"query-input": "required name=search_term_string"
},
"url": "https://www.epitaph.com"
}
]
/collections/music/
[
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "BreadcrumbList",
"itemListElement": [
{
"@type": "ListItem",
"position": 1,
"name": "Home",
"item": "https://www.epitaph.com"
},
{
"@type": "ListItem",
"position": 2,
"name": "Music",
"item": "https://www.epitaph.com/collections/music"
}
]
},
{
"@context": "http://schema.org",
"@type": "Organization",
"name": "Epitaph Records",
"logo": "https:files/horizontal_logo.png",
"sameAs": [
"https://twitter.com/EpitaphRecords",
"https://www.facebook.com/EpitaphRecords",
"https://www.instagram.com/epitaphrecords",
"https://www.youtube.com/@epitaph"
],
"url": "https://www.epitaph.com"
}
]
/pages/artists/
[
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "BreadcrumbList",
"itemListElement": [
{
"@type": "ListItem",
"position": 1,
"name": "Home",
"item": "https://www.epitaph.com"
}
]
},
{
"@context": "http://schema.org",
"@type": "Organization",
"name": "Epitaph Records",
"logo": "https:files/horizontal_logo.png",
"sameAs": [
"https://twitter.com/EpitaphRecords",
"https://www.facebook.com/EpitaphRecords",
"https://www.instagram.com/epitaphrecords",
"https://www.youtube.com/@epitaph"
],
"url": "https://www.epitaph.com/pages/artists"
}
]
/collections/apparel/
[
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "BreadcrumbList",
"itemListElement": [
{
"@type": "ListItem",
"position": 1,
"name": "Home",
"item": "https://www.epitaph.com"
},
{
"@type": "ListItem",
"position": 2,
"name": "Apparel",
"item": "https://www.epitaph.com/collections/apparel"
}
]
},
{
"@context": "http://schema.org",
"@type": "Organization",
"name": "Epitaph Records",
"logo": "https:files/horizontal_logo.png",
"sameAs": [
"https://twitter.com/EpitaphRecords",
"https://www.facebook.com/EpitaphRecords",
"https://www.instagram.com/epitaphrecords",
"https://www.youtube.com/@epitaph"
],
"url": "https://www.epitaph.com"
}
]
Your Diagnosis
Before revealing the machine’s verdict, predict the BS score for each signal. Higher = more BS (more fluff, less verifiable substance). Drag each slider, then submit to compare your judgment against the engine.
Information Density
0 / 30
Read the Narrative & headings: do hard facts (prices, dates, numbers) outweigh fluff power-words?
Semantic Coherence
0 / 20
Compare the homepage promise against the sub-page reality. Do they hold the same line?
Trust & Proof
0 / 20
Weigh review mentions against actual external proof links. Claims without verification = theatre.
Commodity Fingerprint
0 / 15
Check headings & narrative against the industry clichés in the setup above.
Identity & Authority
0 / 15
Inspect the schema: is there real Organization/Person identity with sameAs links, or gaps?
Your predicted BS score
0 / 100
Stuck? Reveal the heuristic lens — how the deterministic page-auditor reads each signal (no AI, pure pattern rules)
These are the structural rules a local, deterministic auditor applies — the same lens you can use to judge each signal. They describe what to look for, not this company’s result.
Information Density
Classify each sentence as substantive or hollow. Grounding markers — numbers, currencies, dates, technical units, named entities — outweigh marketing adjectives. When fluff sits right next to hard evidence, the fluff is forgiven.
Semantic Alignment
Pull the main entities out of the H1, then check whether they actually recur through the body. A page that announces one thing and then talks about another drifts. Headings with no real sentences underneath read as pseudo-substance.
Trust & Proof
Count trust words (review, testimonial, rating, verified) against real outbound proof links (Google, Trustpilot, Clutch, G2, Yelp). Lots of trust language with zero verification links is trust theatre. Unlinked logo galleries count against it.
Commodity Fingerprint
Look at how much sentence length varies. Natural writing varies its rhythm; templated or mass-produced copy is statistically uniform. Very low variation reads as commodity content — unless unique named entities break the pattern.
Identity & Authority
Inspect the JSON-LD. Is there an Organization or Person schema, and does it carry sameAs links to real external profiles (LinkedIn, socials)? Missing schema or no identity declaration signals an anonymous entity.
Want to apply this lens yourself? The free BS Indicator Chrome extension runs these heuristic checks live on any page. Bear in mind it is a single-page, deterministic tool — it relies only on pattern rules for the page in front of it and does not perform the cross-page semantic correlation this audit uses, so its readout is a starting lens, not the full verdict.
B
BS Level
Arts, Culture & Entertainment
32.5 Avg BS
Based on 1884 businesses audited.
✓ Less BS than average
Epitaph Records has 25.5 points less BS than the average for Arts, Culture & Entertainment.
BS Detector
Arts, Culture & Entertainment BS: Epitaph Records (epitaph.com)
https://epitaph.com
📍 Industry: Arts, Culture & Entertainment
7
BS / 100
Epitaph Records provides a masterclass in substance-over-fluff, replacing industry jargon with a massive, verifiable inventory of cultural products. The BS score is exceptionally low because the site makes no grandiose claims that it cannot immediately prove with a product listing and a price tag. It is a functionally transparent platform that honors its audience by focusing on content rather than marketing theater.
Info Density
Power-words vs. Substance ratio.
2
7% BS
Semantic Coherence
Homepage promise vs. Sub-page reality.
0
0% BS
Trust & Proof
Verifiable evidence vs. Trust Theatre.
3
15% BS
Commodity Fingerprint
Detection of industry clichés/templates.
2
13% BS
Identity & Authority
Expert verifiability & Schema depth.
0
0% BS
Integrate a direct link to a third-party review aggregator like Trustpilot or Yotpo next to the 183 reviews count to eliminate the minor Trust and Proof penalty. Add Artist-level schema (MusicGroup) to the Artists page to further strengthen the technical Identity pillar. Include ‘sameAs’ links to official artist websites within the alphabetical directory to create a deeper proof path. Replace generic headers like ‘Shop All’ with more specific calls to action like ‘Browse 570 Releases’ to further boost information density.
The site is an absolute match for the Arts, Culture & Entertainment category, specifically functioning as a commercial and archival hub for music culture. The content focuses exclusively on artist rosters, musical releases, and cultural merchandise rather than generic service marketing.
“The score of 7 is driven primarily by minor technical gaps in Trust and Proof and the use of common e-commerce template headers like Featured Items. The site avoided all penalties for industry jargon, semantic drift, and authority gaps. It ranks as a Minimal BS site due to its total reliance on specific data, names, and prices.”
Verified Analysis Date: May 30, 2026
© 1EuroSEO Independent Evaluator — Non-Sponsored Result
Analysis Disclosure & Source Attribution
This training module utilizes a snapshot of public data from Epitaph Records, captured on May 30, 2026, to demonstrate how machine logic evaluates different types of business narratives.
Purpose: This data is presented under “Fair Use” / “Educational Exception” for the purpose of forensic semantic analysis, allowing users to compare human intuition against machine-generated evaluations.
Notice to Epitaph Records: This analysis is part of a non-adversarial audit conducted by 1 Euro SEO. The results provided by 1EuroSEO are intended as professional feedback to help improve any website’s machine-readability and authority signals. The 1EuroSEO BS Detection Tool is a free tool, and anyone can test any company to see how their content is interpreted by AI models.
Any company can use the insights for free and improve its voice by comparing it to industry clichés or competitors. When a company has updated its content, it can always submit a new audit request, which will be reflected in a new current score.
To all users: You are encouraged to visit the live site at https://epitaph.com to view the most current version of its content and learn from the source what this company is about and what it offers.