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HOMEPAGE Luxury Wooden Garden Furniture | Swing Seats, Benches, Day Beds (http://www.sittingspiritually.co.uk)
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Luxury Wooden Garden Furniture | Swing Seats, Benches, Day Beds

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Discover handcrafted wooden garden furniture, including swing seats and benches. Explore our collections for your garden.

H1 Luxury Wooden Garden Furniture
H2 Swing Seats
H2 Day Beds
H2 Rope Swings
H2 Benches
H2 Oak Pergolas
H2 About
H2 The garden furniture Britain's most considered gardens choose
H2 Handcrafted Garden Furniture in Devon
H2 In their own gardens. In their own words.
H2 Over 20 Years in the Finest Gardens
H2 Try our seating in person at Forde Abbey, Somerset
H2 Featured Luxury Garden Furniture Collections
H2 RHS Endorsed Garden Furniture
H2 The National Trust Garden Swing Seat Collection
H2 Request our brochure
H2 Looking to Enhance Your Garden?
H3 Get in touch
H3 Amanda Martin
H3 Emma Knowles
H3 Kate Parks
H3 Rosemary Husband
H3 Sumi Thaker
H3 Mike Watts
H3 Frances
H3 David Hellewell
H3 Jayne Fraser
H3 The Tranquillity in Oak
H3 The Floating Bench
H3 The Affinity in Painted Accoya
H3 The Kyokusen in Oak
H3 The RHS Four Seasons in Oak
H3 The National Trust Collection
H3 The Pergola
H3 The RHS Trilogy in Oak
H3 The Swinging Day Bed in Oak
H3 Oak Rope Swings
NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED_FOOTER Frequently Asked Questions | Sitting Spiritually (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/faq/)
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Frequently Asked Questions | Sitting Spiritually

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Explore FAQs about swing seats, day beds, and rope swings. Find out more about materials, ordering, and care.

H1 Frequently Asked Questions
H2 Swing Seats
H2 Day Beds
H2 Rope Swings
H2 Benches
H2 Oak Pergolas
H2 About
H2 About Sitting Spiritually
H2 Choosing a Piece
H2 Materials and Craftmanship
H2 Ordering, Pricing and Finance
H2 Lead Times, Delivery and Installation
H2 Citing, Weather and Year-Round Use
H2 Care, Maintenance and Longevity
H2 Guarantees and Refurbishment
H2 Visiting and Seeing the Range
H2 Bespoke, Trade and Commissions
H2 Looking to Enhance Your Garden?
H3 Get in touch
H3 Who is Sitting Spiritually?
H3 Where are Sitting Spiritually swing seats made?
H3 Are Sitting Spiritually pieces endorsed by the Royal Horticultural Society?
H3 What is your relationship with the National Trust?
H3 Who designs your furniture?
H3 How long has Sitting Spiritually been making swing seats?
H3 What sizes do your swing seats come in?
H3 What back styles are available?
H3 What is the difference between the Tranquillity, Kyokusen and Affinity ranges?
H3 Should I choose an oak or a painted Accoya swing seat?
H3 Do you make swing seats for children?
H3 Can I personalise my piece with a carving or inscription?
H3 How do I choose between a swing seat, a day bed and a rope swing?
H3 Can I order a bespoke piece?
H3 What wood do you use for your swing seats?
H3 What is Accoya and why do you use it for painted ranges?
H3 Where does your oak come from?
H3 Is your timber sustainably sourced?
H3 Why do you spray-paint your seats rather than dip them?
H3 What paint colours do you offer?
H3 What metal fixings do you use and will they rust?
H3 What rope do you use on your rope swings?
H3 How are the cushions made and what fabric do you use?
H3 How do I place an order?
H3 Do I need to pay in full upfront?
H3 How much does a Sitting Spiritually swing seat cost?
H3 Do you offer finance options?
H3 Are your prices inclusive of VAT?
H3 How do I request a brochure?
H3 Do you offer gift vouchers?
H3 Do you ever have sales or ex-display pieces?
H3 How long does it take to make a swing seat?
H3 Can you make a piece in time for a specific date?
H3 How much does delivery cost?
H3 Who delivers my order?
H3 Do you deliver internationally?
H3 My garden is difficult to access – is that a problem?
H3 How heavy is a swing seat or day bed?
H3 Do you offer an assembly service?
H3 Can I assemble my swing seat myself?
H3 Does the delivery team install rope swings?
H3 Where is the best place to put a swing seat in the garden?
H3 Can I place my swing seat directly on grass?
H3 Does a swing seat need to be fixed to the ground?
H3 Can I hang a swing seat from a pergola?
H3 Can I hang a swing seat from a tree?
H3 Will my swing seat or day bed cope outdoors all year?
H3 Do I need to cover my swing seat in winter?
H3 Will a swing seat survive in a coastal or exposed garden?
H3 Do wasps damage swing seats?
H3 How do I care for my oak swing seat?
H3 How often should I oil an oak swing seat?
H3 What cleaner do you recommend?
H3 Why is my oak swing seat turning silver?
H3 Are tannin stains on my patio or terrace normal?
H3 I have black spots around the screw plugs – is that a fault?
H3 Will my oak swing seat crack or split?
H3 How long does an oak swing seat last?
H3 How long does an Accoya painted swing seat last?
H3 What guarantee do you offer?
H3 How long is the Accoya guarantee?
H3 What is the rope swing guarantee?
H3 What does your refurbishment service include?
H3 When should I book a refurbishment?
H3 How much does a refurbishment cost?
H3 How do I book a refurbishment?
H3 Can I visit the Sitting Spiritually workshop or showroom?
H3 Where can I see your swing seats in a public garden?
H3 What is the Forde Abbey show garden?
H3 Can I visit another owner's swing seat?
H3 Do you exhibit at garden shows?
H3 Do you work with garden designers and landscape architects?
H3 Do you supply hotels, country estates and commercial properties?
H3 Do you make fully bespoke pergolas?
H3 Can I commission a piece to a specific size?
H3 Do you supply technical specifications and drawings?
NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED Garden Furniture Accessories | Sitting Spiritually (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/garden-swing-seat-accessories/)
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Garden Furniture Accessories | Sitting Spiritually

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Explore bespoke accessories for your swing seats, beds, and benches, enhancing comfort and personalisation for your garden.

H1 Accessories for Swing Seats, Beds and Benches
H2 Swing Seats
H2 Day Beds
H2 Rope Swings
H2 Benches
H2 Oak Pergolas
H2 About
H2 Looking to Enhance Your Garden?
H3 Get in touch
NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED Refurbishments and Care Service | Sitting Spiritually (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/refurbishments-and-care-service/)
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Refurbishments and Care Service | Sitting Spiritually

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Restore your garden furniture with our expert refurbishment service. Enjoy collection, careful restoration, and seamless reassembly.

H1 Refurbishment & Care Service
H2 Swing Seats
H2 Day Beds
H2 Rope Swings
H2 Benches
H2 Oak Pergolas
H2 About
H2 Enjoyed throughout the seasons
H2 How it works
H2 When refurbishment makes sense
H2 Choosing your level of care
H2 At-Home Refresh (DIY)
H2 Full workshop refurbishment (we handle everything)
H2 Ready to bring your seat back to it's best?
H2 Looking to Enhance Your Garden?
H3 Get in touch
H3 Commonly Asked Questions 
H3 Will it come back looking ‘new’?
H3 Is refurbishment worth it versus replacing?
H3 How long will I be without my seat?
H3 Do I need to dismantle anything?
H3 Can you do this if I’m moving house?
H3 Can I do a simpler refresh at home?
H3 Step 1: Enquire
H3 Step 2: We confirm the plan and quote
H3 Step 3: Collection
H3 Step 4: Workshop restoration
H3 Step 5: Return & reassembly
H3 Your Details
NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED Aftercare and Restoration (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/shop/category/aftercare-and-restoration/)
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Aftercare and Restoration

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Wooden garden furniture aftercare and restoration advice for long-lasting outdoor use. Explore the how-to guide and products.

H1 Aftercare & Restoration
H2 Swing Seats
H2 Day Beds
H2 Rope Swings
H2 Benches
H2 Oak Pergolas
H2 About
H2 Sort by
H2 Wooden Furniture Refurbishment Kit
H2 Deks Olje D1 Wood Oil
H2 Net-Trol Wood Cleaner
H2 Looking to Enhance Your Garden?
H3 Get in touch
H3 How to maintain and clean your wooden furniture
NAV_HEADER_HEADING_REPEATED_BODY The RHS Collection | Garden Swing Seats, Benches & Rope Swings (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/the-royal-horticultural-society-collection/)
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The RHS Collection | Garden Swing Seats, Benches & Rope Swings

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Explore the RHS Collection, featuring handcrafted garden swing seats, benches, and rope swings for timeless outdoor living.

H1 The Only Swing Seat and Rope Swing Makers Endorsed by the RHS
H2 Swing Seats
H2 Day Beds
H2 Rope Swings
H2 Benches
H2 Oak Pergolas
H2 About
H2 Crafted for Calm
H2 See the Collection at RHS Gardens
H2 Made for the garden
H2 Shop the Range
H2 Products
H2 Sort by
H2 Back Style
H2 Feature
H2 Seasonal Back Carving
H2 Size
H2 Timber
H2 Variation
H2 RHS Four Seasons Swing Seat
H2 RHS Trilogy Family Swing | Configurable Swing Frame | Sitting Spiritually
H2 RHS Serenity Cedar Swing Seat
H2 RHS Single Oak Rope Swing
H2 RHS Children's Oak Rope Swing
H2 RHS Two Seater Oak Rope Swing
H2 RHS Round Oak Rope Swing
H2 The RHS Single Oak Frame
H2 The RHS Rockabye Swinging Bench
H2 RHS Four Seasons Garden Bench
H2 RHS Knole Garden Bench
H2 RHS Ammonite Drink Table
H2 Looking to Enhance Your Garden?
H3 Get in touch
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HOMEPAGE (http://www.sittingspiritually.co.uk) Luxury Wooden Garden Furniture | Swing Seats, Benches, Day Beds
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[H2] The garden furniture Britain's most considered gardens choose
Wisley. Rosemoor. Stourhead. Forde Abbey. Britain's finest gardens choose Sitting Spiritually.
Garden Swing Seats
Browse Swing Seats → Floating Day Beds
Browse Garden Day Beds → Oak Rope Swings
Browse Rope Swings → Garden Benches
Browse Benches → Bespoke Pergolas
Browse Oak Pergolas →

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Luxury British Garden Furniture
[H2] Handcrafted Garden Furniture in Devon
Sitting Spiritually creates luxury garden furniture made to live outdoors beautifully: garden swing seats and chairs, swinging day beds, oak pergolas, oak rope swings and garden benches. Crafted in our Devon workshops from the finest timbers including prime European oak, Accoya and Western Red Cedar, each piece is finished with meticulous care and delivered with confidence, from commission through to delivery.
Request a Brochure
[H2] In their own gardens. In their own words.
For more than twenty years, Sitting Spiritually has been chosen by garden-proud homeowners, country house hotels and estates from the Cotswolds to California. Read what they had to say – in their own words, in their own gardens.

Google Review
[H3] Amanda Martin
"From ordering to delivery this company offered excellent service. We are absolutely delighted with our swing seat, the attention to detail and quality is exceptional- we are sure it will give us years of pleasure - highly recommend this company."
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[H3] Emma Knowles
"We are so pleased with our beautiful swingseat. The craftsmanship and design complement the garden. We received excellent customer service from Martin and his team and are looking forward to many years of contented swinging."
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[H3] Kate Parks
"I'd wanted a Sitting Spiritually swing seat ever since sitting on one at Harlow Carr years ago, and I'm so pleased to finally have my own. I wouldn't hesitate to encourage others to buy from them."
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[H3] Rosemary Husband
"Sitting Spiritually were recommended to us by our Garden Designer and how right she was. Wow, it’s the most stunning, comfortable seat imaginable and we’ve had 3 previous swing seats to compare with. We highly recommend Sitting Spiritually"
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[H3] Sumi Thaker
"The craftsmanship and care taken was impressive and really enjoyed the opportunity to pick up great ideas from a professional. Now the swing bed is in place, it has delivered beyond our expectations.."
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[H3] Mike Watts
"It was more expensive than any other swing I looked at but it has been built to a much higher specification, matching the oak pergolas we recently purchased. It’s nice to know that you can still purchase British made high quality outdoor furniture made by specialist companies like Sitting Spiritually"
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[H3] Frances
"This is the way business should be conducted! An amazing experience from start to finish, I can't praise them highly enough. The team arrived dead on time, set up the seat to my height and were absolutely charming. Followed up with a phone call from Martin the following day to check we are happy."
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[H3] David Hellewell
"I would definitely recommend! Our bench (swing seat) compliments our garden, is comfortable, is bouncy and is a refuge away from town, working from home and the day to day stresses.Somewhere to cloud gaze, watch bat silhouettes flit over head, cogitate that first or last mouthful of your favourite tipple or just float, time of day doesn't matter."
Google Review
[H3] Jayne Fraser
"Our new swing seat is perfect. After sitting on similar seats for many years at RHS Harlow Carr and Wisley we are so pleased to have our own in the back garden. It’s beautifully made and great quality. We were lucky to meet Alex who actually made the seat and erected it in our garden."

“A work of art and fabulously comfortable”
Over 450 5* reviews on Trustpilot & Google
Join thousands of delighted customers and transform your garden today.

[H2] Over 20 Years in the Finest Gardens
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About >
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Meet the Team >
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Design Process >
See the seats for yourself
[H2] Try our seating in person at Forde Abbey, Somerset
Set in the beautiful grounds of historic country house Forde Abbey, the award-winning gardens that offer romance, elegance, grandeur and beauty.
Book a show round

[H2] Featured Luxury Garden Furniture Collections

[H3] The Tranquillity in Oak
Durability, beauty, comfort.
Explore the Tranquillity Oak Swing Seat range >
[H3] The Floating Bench
Striking, award winning garden bench.
Explore the Floating Garden Bench >
[H3] The Affinity in Painted Accoya
Not your average painted garden furniture piece.
Explore the Affinity range >
[H3] The Kyokusen in Oak
An exquisite example of handcrafted artistry.
Explore the Kyokusen range >
[H3] The RHS Four Seasons in Oak
A symphony of craftsmanship and nature.
Explore the Four Seasons range >
[H3] The National Trust Collection
A shared passion for quality and sustainability.
Explore the National Trust collection >
[H3] The Pergola
A magical addition to any outdoor space.
More about The Pergola >
[H3] The RHS Trilogy in Oak
The simple pleasures of a garden swing seat...
Explore the Trilogy collection >
[H3] The Swinging Day Bed in Oak
The absolute epitome of luxury and comfort
More about the Swinging Day Bed >
[H3] Oak Rope Swings
Beautifully hand made and finished to the highest quality.
Explore Oak Rope Swings >

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[H2] RHS Endorsed Garden Furniture
Sitting Spiritually’s RHS Collection is a stunning range of handcrafted garden furniture, created in partnership with the Royal Horticultural Society.
Each piece featured reflects a shared passion for traditional craftsmanship, design, and the enduring beauty of the British garden.
As the only bespoke swing seat, rope swing, and bench maker endorsed by the RHS, it’s with great pride that Sitting Spiritually presents this exclusive collection.
View the RHS Collection >

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[H2] The National Trust Garden Swing Seat Collection
Introducing Sitting Spiritually’s National Trust Collection: exquisite garden swing seats, handcrafted with precision and care to mark a burgeoning partnership with Europe's largest conservation charity.
From every sale in this collection, Sitting Spiritually will give back to the National Trust, to help nature and wildlife thrive into the future
Displayed at the iconic Stourhead Gardens in Wiltshire – there’s now a chance to own one of these exclusive designs for yourself and create a sense of heritage and timeless style in your own garden.
Each swing seat is characterised by a shared passion for quality, sustainability, and the enduring beauty of the outdoor experience.
Explore the National Trust Swing Seat Collection >

[H2] Request our brochure
Discover the artistry of Sitting Spiritually. Request a copy of our brochure to explore our entire collection of luxury garden swings, day beds, benches, rope swings, and pergolas. See why our handcrafted, sustainable furniture is the perfect, lasting addition to your garden.
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SUB-PAGE (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/faq/) Frequently Asked Questions | Sitting Spiritually
[H1] Frequently Asked Questions
Most questions our customers commonly ask are answered in detail in the sections below. If there's anything not answered or you're still not sure on please don't hesitate to get in touch with us by calling us on 01297 443084 or emailing us at info@sittingspiritually.co.uk.
[H2] About Sitting Spiritually
[H3] Who is Sitting Spiritually?
Sitting Spiritually is a British garden furniture maker based in Lyme Regis, Dorset, founded in 2004. We handcraft swing seats, swinging day beds, rope swings, benches and oak pergolas from prime European oak and Accoya timber. We are endorsed by the Royal Horticultural Society and are part of the official National Trust collection.
[H3] Where are Sitting Spiritually swing seats made?
Every piece is made by hand in our Dorset workshop, on the edge of the Jurassic Coast. We don't outsource the work or assemble pieces from imported parts. The same small team that designs each seat also builds it, paints it where relevant, and prepares it for delivery.
[H3] Are Sitting Spiritually pieces endorsed by the Royal Horticultural Society?
Yes. Sitting Spiritually holds an RHS endorsement and the RHS Four Seasons Bench, RHS Rope Swing, RHS Trilogy and several other pieces sit within the official RHS collection. Our seats are placed in RHS gardens including Wisley, Rosemoor, Harlow Carr and Bridgewater, where visitors are welcome to sit and try them. See our RHS collection page for the full range.
[H3] What is your relationship with the National Trust?
Sitting Spiritually is part of the National Trust collection. The National Trust Swing Seat is made from painted Accoya timber, designed to sit comfortably in the setting of a period garden. Details are on our National Trust collaboration page.
[H3] Who designs your furniture?
Designs are led in-house, with the founder Martin Young having set the ergonomic templates that still underpin the range today. Individual pieces including The Floating Bench have been developed in collaboration with named designers such as the Dorset furniture designer Simon Thomas Pirie. Our design process page explains how commissions are developed.
[H3] How long has Sitting Spiritually been making swing seats?
We've been making garden swing seats since 2004 – over twenty years. Our very first swing seats still sit in our Lyme Regis garden, weathered to silver and just as sound as the day they were made. That continuity is the evidence behind our longevity claims.
[H2] Choosing a Piece
[H3] What sizes do your swing seats come in?
Our swing seats come in four sizes: one-seater (a generous armchair), two-seater, three-seater and four-seater. Full dimensions for every range are on our swing seat size guide. The two-seater is the most popular; the four-seater suits larger gardens and family use.
[H3] What back styles are available?
We offer five back styles, all at the same price: Fan, Curve, Heart, Slat and Swirl. Fan is the original and remains the most popular. Slat offers the strongest lumbar support. Heart is our Arts and Crafts-inspired design. Our back styles guide explains the feel of each.
[H3] What is the difference between the Tranquillity, Kyokusen and Affinity ranges?
Tranquillity is our prime European oak swing seat range, with a classic straight-back silhouette. Kyokusen is our curved-back oak range, inspired by traditional Japanese joinery. Affinity is our painted Accoya range, available in a wide colour palette. The choice is mostly one of aesthetic and whether you want a natural timber that silvers or a painted finish.
[H3] Should I choose an oak or a painted Accoya swing seat?
Choose oak if you want a natural timber that mellows to silver and carries visible grain. Choose Accoya if you want a painted finish that will hold its colour for many years and never needs re-painting. Oak carries a 5-year guarantee; Accoya carries a 50-year above-ground manufacturer guarantee. Both are built to live outdoors year-round.
[H3] Do you make swing seats for children?
Our single rope swing in a children's size (75cm seat) is popular for younger riders. Our full-size swing seats are designed for adults but are used happily by whole families – the structure is heavily over-engineered for weight. We do not make scaled-down swing seats for children specifically.
[H3] Can I personalise my piece with a carving or inscription?
Yes. We can carve inscriptions on swing seat beams, rope swings and benches, and can inset carved symbols, family crests, initials or caricatures into the timber. Ammonite inlays – a nod to our Jurassic Coast setting – are a signature detail. We'll send a digital preview of any inscription before the carving begins.
[H3] How do I choose between a swing seat, a day bed and a rope swing?
Choose a swing seat for everyday garden use by one or more adults. Choose a swinging day bed for longer rest – reading, sleeping out, an outdoor living room that seats several. Choose a rope swing for nostalgia, play and a lighter-touch piece that hangs from a tree or our oak frame. Our day beds guide walks through the decision.
[H3] Can I order a bespoke piece?
Yes. A meaningful portion of our work is bespoke, especially for pergolas. We work from our own designs, from a garden designer's drawings, or from a brief you send us. Contact us to discuss dimensions, timber and detailing. All bespoke work is quoted individually.
[H2] Materials and Craftmanship
[H3] What wood do you use for your swing seats?
Our oak swing seats are made from prime-grade European oak, sourced from FSC-certified managed estates in the Champagne region of France. Our painted ranges are made from Accoya, an engineered softwood with exceptional stability. All timber we use is FSC-certified.
[H3] What is Accoya and why do you use it for painted ranges?
Accoya is a proprietary modified softwood treated to be dimensionally stable, resistant to rot, and warrantied for 50 years above ground and 25 years in ground contact. That stability is what makes it the right timber for painted finishes – it doesn't move or split the way ordinary softwood does, so the paint holds. It's also FSC-certified.
[H3] Where does your oak come from?
Our prime European oak comes from FSC-certified estates in the Champagne region of France. Champagne oak is prized for its slow growth, tight grain and freedom from knots. We select only joinery-grade heartwood, rejecting sapwood and knotted sections that would compromise longevity outdoors.
[H3] Is your timber sustainably sourced?
Yes. All our timber is certified under the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC). Every piece is traceable to its source forest. We also plant a tree for every order placed – our tree planting page has the detail.
[H3] Why do you spray-paint your seats rather than dip them?
Spray-painting in five coats gives us an exceptional finish across 132 colour options, without compromising on depth or consistency. The process is slower and demands more skill than dipping, but produces a finish that holds through decades of British weather. The five coats are: stain block, primer, undercoat, and two topcoats.
[H3] What paint colours do you offer?
We work primarily from two colour libraries: Farrow and Ball, and Cuprinol Garden Shades. In total, 132 colours are available on our painted Accoya ranges. If you have a specific colour in mind that isn't on our standard list, speak to us – we can usually match it.
[H3] What metal fixings do you use and will they rust?
All our metalwork is marine-grade stainless steel, chosen specifically to withstand salt air and rain. It will not rust when cared for. An occasional check of eyebolts and seat bolts is sensible – tightening, not replacement.
[H3] What rope do you use on your rope swings?
We use hempex rope, a synthetic rope that looks identical to natural hemp but does not rot, mould or weaken in rain. The oak seats of our rope swings are seasoned, kiln-dried FSC oak, reinforced with under-batons where the ropes enter the wood.
[H3] How are the cushions made and what fabric do you use?
Cushions are made from Sunbrella, an outdoor performance fabric that resists fading and allows water to pass through. Day bed mattresses use Nautolex Maritime Vinyl – fully waterproof and designed to be left outside year-round. Cushions should be brought in or covered during heavy rain.
[H2] Ordering, Pricing and Finance
[H3] How do I place an order?
You can order directly through our website, by phone on 01297 443084, or by email to info@sittingspiritually.co.uk. We'll always be in touch after an online order to confirm details, suggest accessories, and answer any questions before production begins.
[H3] Do I need to pay in full upfront?
No. Our normal terms are a deposit to confirm the order, with the balance payable before delivery. We won't start making your piece until you've given the final go-ahead on specification. You'll typically see a workshop photo of your finished piece around four weeks in.
[H3] How much does a Sitting Spiritually swing seat cost?
Current prices are listed in our brochure, which you can request online. Swing seat prices vary by size, range, back style and timber. For the most up-to-date pricing on a specific configuration, it's quickest to call us or use the online configurator.
[H3] Do you offer finance options?
We offer pay in 3 with Klarna for our rope swings.
[H3] Are your prices inclusive of VAT?
Prices shown on the website and in the brochure are inclusive of VAT unless stated otherwise. Delivery is itemised separately and calculated by postcode. International orders are usually zero-rated for VAT; this often offsets overseas shipping costs.
[H3] How do I request a brochure?
Request our printed brochure via the brochure request form. It arrives within a few working days and includes the full range, dimensions, colour palette and pricing. You can also view it online on the same page.
[H3] Do you offer gift vouchers?
Yes. Gift vouchers are available in any denomination and can be used against any product, including bespoke commissions. A carved rope swing with an inscription is one of our most popular gifts; vouchers work well when the recipient will want to specify their own design.
[H3] Do you ever have sales or ex-display pieces?
We occasionally offer ex-display pieces at the end of a quarter, tasteful and limited in number. These are announced to our newsletter list first. You can sign up here to be notified. We do not run across-the-range discount sales.
[H2] Lead Times, Delivery and Installation
[H3] How long does it take to make a swing seat?
Lead time from order to delivery is typically 4 to 6 weeks. Busier periods may run longer. If you need a piece by a specific date – a birthday, anniversary, or garden event – let us know at the point of order and we'll do our best to accelerate. We aim to keep a small number of pieces in stock for fast despatch.
[H3] Can you make a piece in time for a specific date?
Often, yes, but it depends on our current workshop schedule. Call us before ordering if the date is critical. Rope swings are faster than swing seats – uncarved rope swings can be ready within five working days; carved rope swings need up to 14 days.
[H3] How much does delivery cost?
Delivery is quoted by postcode and itemised separately from the product price. You can see the delivery cost for your address by adding a product to the basket and entering your postcode. Delivery is handled by Saturn Removals, our long-standing UK partner.
[H3] Who delivers my order?
UK mainland deliveries are handled by Saturn Removals, who specialise in high-value furniture. They'll call ahead to arrange a delivery window, bring the piece into the garden on the day, and carry out assembly if you've opted for it. International orders travel in protected crates by sea or road freight.
[H3] Do you deliver internationally?
Yes. We ship to Europe, North America, Australia and the rest of the world. International orders are usually zero-rated for VAT, which often absorbs a significant part of the shipping cost. Each international delivery is quoted individually. Our international delivery page has more detail.
[H3] My garden is difficult to access – is that a problem?
The vans Saturn use are Ford Transit-sized and can reach most properties. A swing seat and frame will pass through a standard door. If access is tight – narrow gate, steep steps, long garden carry – let us know at the point of order so the team can plan. We've delivered into many difficult gardens.
[H3] How heavy is a swing seat or day bed?
A two-seater oak swing seat weighs in the region of 40–50kg for the seat alone; the frame adds significantly more. A swinging day bed weighs roughly 200kg, so it's not a one-person job to position. This is why we recommend our assembly service for larger pieces.
[H3] Do you offer an assembly service?
Yes. Our assembly service is an optional extra at checkout. Saturn's team will assemble your frame in position, place the seat, adjust the chains to your preferred height, and invite you to sit and test before they leave. Assembly adds typically £47 to delivery for swing seats; day beds and pergolas are quoted individually.
[H3] Can I assemble my swing seat myself?
Yes, if you prefer. A seat and frame is straightforward for two adults. Pergolas come with numbered parts and an assembly video – our how-to-build-a-pergola video walks through the process. Day beds arrive fully assembled – you'll need help to position them.
[H3] Does the delivery team install rope swings?
We don't fit rope swings ourselves. We provide the fixing kit, guidance on measuring rope drop accurately, and a hanging tutorial video. The fitting itself is straightforward, but you will need to get up to the bough. A local tree surgeon can verify a tree's strength if you're uncertain.
[H2] Citing, Weather and Year-Round Use
[H3] Where is the best place to put a swing seat in the garden?
A level spot with some shelter, a view worth sitting for, and enough space behind to let the seat swing freely. We suggest placing a swing seat informally first – for a few days – to confirm the orientation before committing to paving slabs or bedding the legs in. Our siting video shows the space needed behind a seat.
[H3] Can I place my swing seat directly on grass?
Short-term, yes. Long-term, the legs need protection from damp. The standard approach is a paving slab under each leg, set level, which also lets you mow around the piece. Some owners set the back legs into a planting bed, with slabs underneath, so the plants grow up around the frame.
[H3] Does a swing seat need to be fixed to the ground?
Most standard swing seats do not require fixing. The frame is over-engineered for stability. We do recommend fixing the Tall Oak Frame and the Trilogy in its extra-high configuration, due to the higher centre of gravity. Our fixing guide covers the method.
[H3] Can I hang a swing seat from a pergola?
Yes, provided the pergola is structurally sufficient. Ou
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SUB-PAGE (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/garden-swing-seat-accessories/) Garden Furniture Accessories | Sitting Spiritually
[H1] Accessories for Swing Seats, Beds and Benches
Sitting Spiritually have the perfect range of accessories and exclusive options for your garden furniture.
We can embed ammonites into the arm of your beautifully crafted swing seat, bed or bench, provide additional super heavy duty stainless steel suspension springs, add drink shelves or arms to your garden seat, and provide you with highly durable cushions in a range of lovely colours and fabrics.
Our swing seats and garden benches are already desirable, unique products, but you can add a truly personal touch with your chosen inscription or a carving. We also have a range of finishes and ageing processes we can apply to the wood. Whether you’re buying the swing seat of your dreams or the perfect gift, we can personalise it just how you like.
PLEASE NOTE: our accessories are only available as part of a commission and are not sold separately.
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SUB-PAGE (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/refurbishments-and-care-service/) Refurbishments and Care Service | Sitting Spiritually
[H2] Enjoyed throughout the seasons
A Sitting Spiritually commission is made to live outdoors and be enjoyed through the seasons. When you’d like it looking and feeling freshly refined again — cleaner, smoother to the touch, hanging as it should — our workshop team can restore it carefully and return it ready for slow living.

[H2] How it works
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Collection and dismantle arranged from your home at a convenient time
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Your piece is restored using a careful sequence of cleaning, refinement, and treatment, with parts replaced where needed
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All parts requiring it are repaired or replaced with new where needed
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Your seat is returned and reassembled at a time to suit you, ready to enjoy
“It was all looking as beautiful as when it was new”
Join hundreds of delighted Sitting Spiritually seat owners in restoring your seat.

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[H2] When refurbishment makes sense
This service is ideal if you’re:
Refreshing for spring (many customers choose winter collection, so it returns ready for the lighter months).
Preparing a house move — we can collect from one address and deliver back to another once the garden is ready.
Wanting that “best version” feel again — refined surfaces, a clean finish, and the reassuring sense everything is secure and balanced.
Short on time — you’d rather have it handled properly, start to finish.
Every Sitting Spiritually piece is supported by clear aftercare advice and a workshop refurbishment option, so your garden sanctuary can stay looking its best for years to come.

[H2] Choosing your level of care
Option A
[H2] At-Home Refresh (DIY)
If you enjoy a little seasonal ritual, our care guide walks you through a simple clean-and-feed routine. You can also buy our Wooden Furniture Refurbishment Kit, which includes the same core products we use in our service (cleaner, feeding oil, brushes, sandpaper and finishing essentials).
Shop the refurbishment kitOption B
[H2] Full workshop refurbishment (we handle everything)
We collect your Sitting Spiritually furniture, restore it in the workshop, replace or repair parts where needed, then return it reassembled. It's an entirely hands-off experience where we handle everything for you.
Make an Aftercare Enquiry
[H3] Commonly Asked Questions
[H3] Will it come back looking ‘new’?
Our aim is to return your piece looking and feeling beautifully refreshed — clean, refined to the touch, and correctly balanced and secure. You’ll be amazed at the difference a careful workshop process can make.
[H3] Is refurbishment worth it versus replacing?
If you love the way your seat feels — the proportions, the hang, the memories it holds — refurbishment is the most considered way to keep that exact piece at its best. (And it’s far simpler than starting again.)
[H3] How long will I be without my seat?
Typically around 4 weeks. Many customers choose winter refurbishment so it’s back for spring, and we can advise on the calmest timing for your garden. We're more than happy to hold on to your seat until you'd like it back.
[H3] Do I need to dismantle anything?
No — we’ll guide you through what we need, and collection is arranged as part of the service.
[H3] Can you do this if I’m moving house?
Yes. We can collect from your current address, refurbish, then deliver to your new home when you’re ready.
[H3] Can I do a simpler refresh at home?
Absolutely. Our care guide shares a straightforward routine, and our refurbishment kit includes the products we use in-house (cleaner, feeding oil, brushes, sandpaper and finishing essentials).
[H2] Ready to bring your seat back to it's best?
[H3] Step 1: Enquire
Send a few photos and your postcode, and tell us what you’d like to achieve (a simple refresh, a full restoration, or preparing for a move).
[H3] Step 2: We confirm the plan and quote
We’ll advise what’s worthwhile, and share a clear quote before anything begins.
[H3] Step 3: Collection
We arrange collection at a convenient time.
[H3] Step 4: Workshop restoration
Your piece is restored using a careful sequence of cleaning, refinement, and treatment, with parts replaced where needed.
[H3] Step 5: Return & reassembly
Delivered back and reassembled, ready to enjoy.
[H3] Your Details
Tell us what you have, what you’d love to improve, and where you are in the UK. We’ll come back with a proposed plan to fit with you — and a clear quote.
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SUB-PAGE (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/shop/category/aftercare-and-restoration/) Aftercare and Restoration
[H1] Aftercare and Restoration

[H3] How to maintain and clean your wooden furniture
In the early days our wooden garden furniture needs very little maintenance, we recommend a light clean in the Spring to wash off any build up of algae and dirt, which are your furniture’s enemies when it comes to its longevity.  A hand wash or light power wash will achieve this, ensuring not to go in too close, just be gentle.
As the furniture ages and mellows to that beautiful weathered grey, we highly recommend using a product called Net-Trol, a wood cleaner and brightener used to restore greyed and weathered wood. It effortlessly removes both surface and ground in dirt leaving the wood looking bright and vibrant. It removes the need for aggressive power-washing which can cause the wood to become rough.
Next once it is dry give it a thorough sanding using disc/hand sanding starting with 80 and finshing with 120 grit .
We then recommend applying a wood oil called 'Deks Olje D1'. It's a saturating oil that feeds the wood to replace lost oils. It drives out any moisture and air present in the wood and fills the pores with oil. This enriches and stabilises the wood to provide long-lasting protection to both interior and exterior timber.
Further information on how to use both products can be found by clicking the links below. If you have any questions on looking after your garden furniture, please don't hesitate to contact us.
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SUB-PAGE (http://sittingspiritually.co.uk/the-royal-horticultural-society-collection/) The RHS Collection | Garden Swing Seats, Benches & Rope Swings
[H1] The Only Swing Seat and Rope Swing Makers Endorsed by the RHS
Discover the Sitting Spiritually RHS Collection, handcrafted garden swing seats, benches and rope swings designed to bring enduring comfort, timeless character and a natural sense of ease to the garden.
Endorsed by the RHS, this collection brings together British craftsmanship, thoughtful garden design and the enduring appeal of natural materials. Each piece is made to sit beautifully within the landscape and to be enjoyed for years to come.
Explore the collection →       Request a Brochure →
The RHS Four Seasons Swing Seat
Browse Swing Seats → The RHS Knole Bench
Browse Knole Bench →RHS Oak Rope Swings
Browse Rope Swings → The RHS Heart Back
Browse Swing Seats →
The RHS Trilogy Family Swing
Browse The Trilogy → The RHS Serenity Swing Seat in Western Red Cedar
Browse the RHS Serenity →The RHS Ammonite Table
Browse The Ammonite Table → The RHS Rockabye
Browse The Rockaybe →
Inspired by the RHS’s work to inspire a love of gardening and help create greener, more beautiful places, this collection reflects a shared appreciation for the lasting value of gardens. Endorsed by the RHS, each piece is handcrafted by Sitting Spiritually for calm, considered outdoor living, with enduring comfort and timeless character at its heart.
400+ five star reviews across Trustpilot and Google

[H2] Crafted for Calm
There is a particular kind of comfort in furniture that feels as though it belongs in the garden. Endorsed by the RHS, this collection combines generous proportions, enduring materials and timeless detailing to create pieces that bring calm, character and quiet pleasure to outdoor living.

[H2] See the Collection at RHS Gardens
The Sitting Spiritually RHS Collection can be seen in RHS gardens across the country, offering the opportunity to experience our seats in settings shaped by horticultural excellence and a deep appreciation for the beauty of the garden. Seen at RHS gardens including Rosemoor, Harlow Carr, Wisley and Bridgewater, the collection sits naturally within landscapes that invite visitors to pause, look closely and enjoy the seasons at their own pace.
If you would like to see the collection for yourself, you are very welcome to visit your nearest RHS garden independently. Or, for a little more guidance on where to view specific pieces, contact us and we will be happy to help.
"To have our collection endorsed by the RHS is a real privilege, bringing together our love of craftsmanship, gardens and timeless outdoor living."
Rob Fellingham, Managing Director

[H2] Made for the garden
Each piece in our RHS Collection is made with the garden in mind, using natural materials, thoughtful detailing and craftsmanship that feels quietly at home outdoors. From the warmth and character of oak to the enduring performance of painted Accoya, every element is chosen to bring comfort, beauty and lasting presence to the landscape.

[H2] Shop the Range
Explore the RHS Collection and discover handcrafted pieces designed to bring timeless character, enduring comfort and a natural sense of ease to the garden.

® The Royal Horticultural Society. The Royal Horticultural Society, and its logo, are trade marks of The Royal Horticultural Society (Registered Charity No 222879/SC038262) and used under licence from RHS Enterprises Limited.
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Your Diagnosis

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Information Density 0 / 30
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Semantic Coherence 0 / 20
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Identity & Authority 0 / 15
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Your predicted BS score 0 / 100
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Information Density

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Trust & Proof

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Commodity Fingerprint

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Identity & Authority

Inspect the JSON-LD. Is there an Organization or Person schema, and does it carry sameAs links to real external profiles (LinkedIn, socials)? Missing schema or no identity declaration signals an anonymous entity.

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B
BS Level
Architecture, Interior Design & Home Improvement
41.3 Avg BS

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BS Detector

Architecture, Interior Design & Home Improvement BS: Sitting Spiritually (www.sittingspiritually.co.uk)

http://www.sittingspiritually.co.uk 📍 Industry: Architecture, Interior Design & Home Improvement
13 BS / 100

This is a rare example of a luxury website where the ‘substance’ actually exceeds the ‘signal’. It is a low-BS, high-authority site that uses technical transparency to justify its premium positioning. The forensic evidence suggests a genuine artisan operation with legitimate institutional backing.

Info Density Power-words vs. Substance ratio.
6
20% BS
Semantic Coherence Homepage promise vs. Sub-page reality.
0
0% BS
Trust & Proof Verifiable evidence vs. Trust Theatre.
2
10% BS
Commodity Fingerprint Detection of industry clichés/templates.
3
20% BS
Identity & Authority Expert verifiability & Schema depth.
2
13% BS

Implement Person schema for founder Martin Young and designer Simon Thomas Pirie to bridge the authority gap. Add direct outbound links to the Trustpilot profile to eliminate the minor 2-point penalty for unsubstantiated review totals. Include ‘Last Updated’ tags on the Aftercare guides to ensure the maintenance advice remains temporally anchored for the 2026 consumer. Expand the LocalBusiness schema to include sameAs links to the official RHS and National Trust partner pages.

The site is a high-precision match for the Architecture, Interior Design & Home Improvement category, specifically specializing in high-end external spatial design through luxury furniture. The content confirms this by providing deep technical specifications on timber engineering (Accoya, prime European oak) and architectural integration with pergolas.

“The score of 13 is driven primarily by minor identity gaps and the inevitable use of some luxury-sector jargon (Pillars 4 and 5). The site achieved a perfect 0 in Semantic Coherence due to the flawless alignment between its high-end promises and the workshop-level technical detail provided on sub-pages.”

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